Big Weenie

The only thing logical about it is your insanity. Look, I could string together any argument using your "logic". First, I'll prove your stupidity, then I'll prove my definition of the song.

Jung = Funny Name Funny Name = Stupid Name Stupid Name = simpg

Therefore, simpg is stupid. And now for the song.

Big Weenie = Insulter Insulter = Verbal Abuser Verbal Abuser = Someone with vocal chords Someone with vocal chords = Almost anyone Almost anyone = Mom and many others who insult Mom and many others who insult = Big Weenie.

Please take your flawed phallacies further away. This forum is for well-informed opinions on equally intellectual lyrics generated relevantly by rhyme-busting and riddling writer eminem. I look forward to a logical, linguistical, LUCID debate in the future, as I may be wrong. However, invoking illegitimate ideas for hypothesis backing is foolhardy, flippant, and a flagrant abuse of your oppositions intellectual ability.

this song is puerile, but this page is so amusing... simpg/SNMN, you are a comic genius; although I'd watch out for schizophrenia, were I you.

I hate to disagree simpg, but I really don't think that's correct. I've also searched for that interview with Dick Clark and I can't find it anywhere. Can you post a link to it?

Anyhow, I'm pretty sure the song is about the abuse that eminem suffered under his mother as child. I can empathize and if I could write as eloquently as eminem, it would be a good way to exterminate the bruises that children such as myself acquire from their elders.

Read the chorus. You can tell that he was upset about his mom constantly making fun of him and insulting him, degrading him, forcing him into the ground with her verbal assault. Her persistent pickiness, throttling of his morality, and degradation of his humanistic expansion is deplorable, and I applaud eminem for speaking out on this issue and many others. I am glad that he has challenged the "Big Weenies" everywhere, and hopefully someday the abuse will stop.

My belief is that he's talking about how his homophobic nature is really just a cover for his attraction to the same gender. After all, what else could "big weenie" be reffering to?

The main proof of this is in his lyric, "Hippity ga-ga boo-boo", which very obviously refers to what he tells his gay lovers what to say before they jump on top of him. I know I'm being crude, but freedom of speech is the best thing invented since sliced bread.

Also, when he's talking about busting one take, he's talking about busting one guy's nuts (he uses take to disguise the word, but I'm not fooled).

I don't think that's right SNMMM. Maybe if he had a father figure growing up it would be more applicable in terms of sexual abuse, but I am pretty sure that this is not what this song is about. That is not to say that eminem is strictly heterosexual, and I happen to think that his homophobic lyrics are a sign of his inward leanings toward the gay lifestyle.

I don't think that your interpretations hold any merit, as they are mostly singling out certain words and creating a made up meaning behind them. I maintain that this song is clearly about abuse.

Whatever, underabuse, you were obviously not abused enough as a child. I was, as my father AND mother constantly looked at my nether regions and told me how ugly and disgusting they were. Eminem is clearly telling people why he's gay because his member is too disgusting to talk about.

But if he is talking about abuse, then yes, you're correct.

Here is an excerpt from the interview:

August 4, 2003

Full transcript of Emineme interview

Detroit rapper EMINEME talked Monday to Dick Clarke about his phenomenal success in the music industry. Unfortunately Dick was late for a Dorian Gray Convention and could only ask a very few questions.

Editor's note: The numerous profanities in the conversation have been replaced much less vicious words.

CLARKE: I am not that familiar with your work, but they tell me you sold a lot of music so I need to talk with you about how you've sold four million records in five weeks. Shouldn't that be four million records in four weeks? I am not that good at math.

EMINEME: NO, you old [Crusty-mellon]. I was feeling frustrated by the [Custard-Smelling] lyrics I was writing at the time. The record company wanted a single to top "My Name Iss". So I gave the label a fake song just to say, get off my [Baby-making] back.

Nobody understand the pressure. I need to be good really [Fudge-chasing] good. There are so many pressures on me and I need a way to release the pressure.

CLARKE: Hold on a second, I have to fart. Whew, I can't hold them in anymore. What kind of release are you talking about?

EMINEME: Man does that [Sugar-crumbs] smell. Can I move back a few feet? Anyway, I am talking about the release when I am alone. You know, a little "mano-a-metacarpus". A little "ham gripping". Sometimes I feel like my hand is the mother and my privates as the father I never had.

CLARKE: In what way?

EMINEME: Man, it still smells...

CLARKE: Sorry, I hope I didn't make a stain.

EMINEME: Dude, you should see a doctor about that.

CLARKE: Just answer the question.

EMINEME: Man I can't think straight...I gota go

simpg, where did you get that from? It sounds like a pretty amusing interview. I can't believe Dick Clarke interviewed him, that's awesome and a true testament to the universitality of eminem's music.

I still don't think that's what this song is about though. Just because he mentions his adoration of masturbation in an interview doesn't mean that is what this song is about. If you read the song lyrics, which you obviously haven't, you will see that he is talking about "big weenie" as an insult, not as a physical member.

The true nature of this song is rooted squarely within his subconcious brought about by his upbringing that was riddled with prepubescent vocal exploitation by his family unit, namely his mother. If you truly wanted to bring his johnson into it, I think you'd have to at least steer your donnybrook towards an oedipus-like metaphorical analogy, where his mother is the abuser and yet he still feels sexually for her due to the progeny bond. I might be willing to accept that argument, but mainly I resolve that this song is insulting his mother for her abuse towards him as a child.

simpg and underabuse, because of your opinions going back and forth I have decided to cease my status as a slut and go celibate. Especially since Eminem isn't interested in girls, it just doesn't make any sense to dress myself up if he won't notice my full, lucious breasts and shaved pussy. Anyone out there interested in having sex with me?

Maybe your argument has bearing, but could you please explain to me Jungian philosophy?