Lyrics for Big Weenie as interpreted by k5every1

Big Weenie Lyrics
I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I fucked up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurity!

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

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simpg
11-18-2004

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This song is about Jungian analysis and the archetypal image of the large penis as father figure. I have heard that Eminem wrote this during a fit of passion with his hand. On an interview with Dick Clark he said "Sometimes I see my hand as the mother and my privates as the father I never had."

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underabuse
11-18-2004

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I hate to disagree simpg, but I really don't think that's correct. I've also searched for that interview with Dick Clark and I can't find it anywhere. Can you post a link to it?

Anyhow, I'm pretty sure the song is about the abuse that eminem suffered under his mother as child. I can empathize and if I could write as eloquently as eminem, it would be a good way to exterminate the bruises that children such as myself acquire from their elders.

Read the chorus. You can tell that he was upset about his mom constantly making fun of him and insulting him, degrading him, forcing him into the ground with her verbal assault. Her persistent pickiness, throttling of his morality, and degradation of his humanistic expansion is deplorable, and I applaud eminem for speaking out on this issue and many others. I am glad that he has challenged the "Big Weenies" everywhere, and hopefully someday the abuse will stop.

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SNMNMNM
11-18-2004

Rated -1 
My belief is that he's talking about how his homophobic nature is really just a cover for his attraction to the same gender. After all, what else could "big weenie" be reffering to?

The main proof of this is in his lyric, "Hippity ga-ga boo-boo", which very obviously refers to what he tells his gay lovers what to say before they jump on top of him. I know I'm being crude, but freedom of speech is the best thing invented since sliced bread.

Also, when he's talking about busting one take, he's talking about busting one guy's nuts (he uses take to disguise the word, but I'm not fooled).

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underabuse
11-18-2004

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I don't think that's right SNMMM. Maybe if he had a father figure growing up it would be more applicable in terms of sexual abuse, but I am pretty sure that this is not what this song is about. That is not to say that eminem is strictly heterosexual, and I happen to think that his homophobic lyrics are a sign of his inward leanings toward the gay lifestyle.

I don't think that your interpretations hold any merit, as they are mostly singling out certain words and creating a made up meaning behind them. I maintain that this song is clearly about abuse.

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SNMNMNM
11-18-2004

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Whatever, underabuse, you were obviously not abused enough as a child. I was, as my father AND mother constantly looked at my nether regions and told me how ugly and disgusting they were. Eminem is clearly telling people why he's gay because his member is too disgusting to talk about.

But if he is talking about abuse, then yes, you're correct.

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simpg
11-18-2004

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Here is an excerpt from the interview:

August 4, 2003

Full transcript of Emineme interview

Detroit rapper EMINEME talked Monday to Dick Clarke about his phenomenal success in the music industry. Unfortunately Dick was late for a Dorian Gray Convention and could only ask a very few questions.

Editor's note: The numerous profanities in the conversation have been replaced much less vicious words.

CLARKE: I am not that familiar with your work, but they tell me you sold a lot of music so I need to talk with you about how you've sold four million records in five weeks. Shouldn't that be four million records in four weeks? I am not that good at math.

EMINEME: NO, you old [Crusty-mellon]. I was feeling frustrated by the [Custard-Smelling] lyrics I was writing at the time. The record company wanted a single to top "My Name Iss". So I gave the label a fake song just to say, get off my [Baby-making] back.

Nobody understand the pressure. I need to be good really [Fudge-chasing] good. There are so many pressures on me and I need a way to release the pressure.

CLARKE: Hold on a second, I have to fart. Whew, I can't hold them in anymore. What kind of release are you talking about?

EMINEME: Man does that [Sugar-crumbs] smell. Can I move back a few feet? Anyway, I am talking about the release when I am alone. You know, a little "mano-a-metacarpus". A little "ham gripping". Sometimes I feel like my hand is the mother and my privates as the father I never had.

CLARKE: In what way?

EMINEME: Man, it still smells...

CLARKE: Sorry, I hope I didn't make a stain.

EMINEME: Dude, you should see a doctor about that.

CLARKE: Just answer the question.

EMINEME: Man I can't think straight...I gota go

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underabuse
11-18-2004

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simpg, where did you get that from? It sounds like a pretty amusing interview. I can't believe Dick Clarke interviewed him, that's awesome and a true testament to the universitality of eminem's music.

I still don't think that's what this song is about though. Just because he mentions his adoration of masturbation in an interview doesn't mean that is what this song is about. If you read the song lyrics, which you obviously haven't, you will see that he is talking about "big weenie" as an insult, not as a physical member.

The true nature of this song is rooted squarely within his subconcious brought about by his upbringing that was riddled with prepubescent vocal exploitation by his family unit, namely his mother. If you truly wanted to bring his johnson into it, I think you'd have to at least steer your donnybrook towards an oedipus-like metaphorical analogy, where his mother is the abuser and yet he still feels sexually for her due to the progeny bond. I might be willing to accept that argument, but mainly I resolve that this song is insulting his mother for her abuse towards him as a child.

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SNMNMNM
11-18-2004

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simpg and underabuse, because of your opinions going back and forth I have decided to cease my status as a slut and go celibate. Especially since Eminem isn't interested in girls, it just doesn't make any sense to dress myself up if he won't notice my full, lucious breasts and shaved pussy. Anyone out there interested in having sex with me?

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simpg
11-18-2004

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Ah, but how then do you account for this:

"Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? "

That, my friend, is Jumbo-Jungian. That is Juper-Duper Jungian. There could not be any more Jung in this song if he bought all the Jungs on E-Bay and held a party for Junior Jungian Jugglars.

And what's more, the "Big Weenie" is a reference to Long Jung Silver the porn star.

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underabuse
11-18-2004

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Maybe your argument has bearing, but could you please explain to me Jungian philosophy?

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SNMNMNM
11-18-2004

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According to this Web site, Jungian Philosophy is the following:
"Throwing mud is pointless," he said. "Not only does everyone involved end up dirty, they also end up with less turf."

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simpg
11-18-2004

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Carl Jung was a younger college of Sigmund Freud, and he was Swiss which means he also wrote some good rap tunes.

Here is a good synopsis: "Jung believed in astrology, spiritualism, telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance and ESP. In addition to believing in a number of occult and paranormal notions, Jung contributed two new ones in his attempt to establish a psychology rooted in occult and pseudoscientific beliefs: synchronicity and the collective unconscious."

Also this: "Synchronicity provides access to the archetypes, which are located in the collective unconscious and are characterized by being universal mental predispositions not grounded in experience. Like Plato's Forms (eidos), the archetypes do not originate in the world of the senses, but exist independently of that world and are known directly by the mind"

Therefore:

Big Weenie = Big Daddy
Big Daddy = Alpha Male
Alpha Male = Man of Letters
Man of Letters = Guy who can spell
Guy who can spell = Chick Magnet
Chick Magnet = Big Weenie

See, it is all so logical. This song is about the "Penis" and usually most Dad's are dicks so this song is about how all of us hate our father.

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underabuse
11-18-2004

Rated +1 
The only thing logical about it is your insanity. Look, I could string together any argument using your "logic". First, I'll prove your stupidity, then I'll prove my definition of the song.

Jung = Funny Name
Funny Name = Stupid Name
Stupid Name = simpg

Therefore, simpg is stupid. And now for the song.

Big Weenie = Insulter
Insulter = Verbal Abuser
Verbal Abuser = Someone with vocal chords
Someone with vocal chords = Almost anyone
Almost anyone = Mom and many others who insult
Mom and many others who insult = Big Weenie.

Please take your flawed phallacies further away. This forum is for well-informed opinions on equally intellectual lyrics generated relevantly by rhyme-busting and riddling writer eminem. I look forward to a logical, linguistical, LUCID debate in the future, as I may be wrong. However, invoking illegitimate ideas for hypothesis backing is foolhardy, flippant, and a flagrant abuse of your oppositions intellectual ability.

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8Dazzle8
11-18-2004

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i completey agree wit underabuse but i have one other point to make, maybe the only reason the word weenie is even used as that eminem is starting to lose his edge and couldnt find anything else to rhyme wit meenie or maybe he just wanted to use it to add to the feel of the track, and howeva u take this comment its not a diss on eminem

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indefeat
11-19-2004

Rated 0 
Uhh... okay
I think it's about Benzino and Ja Rule and he's just purposely being immature with "you are a big meanie, a big weenie" stuff.

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dreamface
11-24-2004

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this song is puerile, but this page is so amusing... simpg/SNMN, you are a comic genius; although I'd watch out for schizophrenia, were I you.

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Arwenelle
11-28-2004

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I pretty much agree with indefeat here. I thought it was about the people who talk all kinds of shite about him & he responded with purposefully immature lyrics. (big meanie/big weenie)

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underabuse
11-29-2004

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Indefeat and arewenelle, you two are incredibly offbase. Eminem is not about small issues and nitpicking insults. You can tell from songs like "white america" and "mosh" that eminem is about big issues, not little ones. While he might stoop to name-calling in interviews and personal conversations, his songs are meant to be about larger things.

I can't believe you would believe that eminem actually cares what other people think of him. He is above that, and is a man with a message. You two are even farther out than that jung whackjob.

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Arwenelle
11-29-2004

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Enh, his stuff ranges from the less serious stuff to the big issues. Anyway, it was my opinion & I'm entitled to have one. No matter what kind of shell one puts up, we all feel insecure sometimes & part of that may or may not be about what other people think about you.

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underabuse
11-30-2004

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If you mean the shell of freudian derivation, then I would agree that most of us have a shell. If not of that type, then the jungian nature could be invoked, I suppose. I have no doubt that eminem has a shell of this level, of some sort, but I don't think that he would deliver it into song form. Generally, according to the original freudian definition of shell-defined forms, one who possesses such a shell would not expose it to the world. Exposing it to the world would not only in his case be detrimental because it juxtaposes against his image, but also brings the flaws of the shell into the direct vision of the public . You are certainly entitled to have your own opinion, but I think you should think on this song a little more. Your derivation of its meaning is juvenille and perhaps could use some sentiments of refinement.

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paco1236
12-01-2004

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i think this song is a direct and straitforward come back, the juvinile language used in the chorus explains this.he is using juvinile language to stoop to his victims level witch is in insult all on its own, the only question is who is this song directed towrard..?

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underabuse
12-02-2004

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It's probably directed at placenta-eating nitwits that fail horribly at trying to determine the meanings of his songs by reducing them to a simplistic miasma of revenge.

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paco1236
12-03-2004

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well anyone who knows ems music knows he is all about revenge, and his childlike playful chorus probly means the song is not to be taken to too much depths and leaves open ends in this rap to joke at idiotic sick minded(placenta-eating, wut r u a nazi) peolpe who try to develope a larger theory and those people who use big words end up saying nothin
at all.

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paco1236
12-03-2004

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fans "want" em to use hardchore multi-sylibus words in raps but he is just proving he can bullshit his sentences, use one and rap like a lil kid but still pull of a great diss, thats em, like the first vers he is talkin about and experiment and trying to find meanin and he says "Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? hibity gaga boo boo, its a slap in the face to those who want to deconstruct his songs, doin this forces more pressure on em to write deeper and deeper lyrics- thats just my opinion

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underabuse
12-03-2004

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If you fail to notice the multi-syllables in this song, then you obviously need to achieve a degree in something, anything, maybe even a high-school degree. While the content may be demeaning, the words are eloquently spoken with the fine finesse that only eminem can muster. He is not attempting to slap the faces of those who deconstruct his songs, but were that the case, we would all be victims. And as far as I know, the nazis never ate placentas, unless you have some inside knowledge.

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