The Vandals – Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch

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I know it's not my fault I've been held back
Under attack by my parents, teachers, lawyers
Past employers that hold me down

My efforts all disgraced
And criticized, thrown in my face
Their only joy to plot and fail my conquests and hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I blame the people who are in front of me
Deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress
I just let 'em win
And never try again

I never stood a chance
My best laid plans we're quickly dashed
By cheaters, thieves and stealers
Glory stealers that hold me down
I hope they're happy now

I gave it one last shot, they knocked me down
And ripped by off again
They win, I quit
They won't admit they hold me down
I hope they're happy now

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Track duration: 02:34


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    General Comment:I think its more about the guy in the song pointing the finger of blame at everyone except himself for his failure in life
    Flag JeffKaos71on January 23, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:I think its more about the guy in the song pointing the finger of blame at everyone except himself for his failures in life.

    Awesome song!
    Flag JeffKaos71on January 23, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:Exactly what it says. It's about getting your dreams crushed and being kept down. Awesome song.
    Flag KSteele04on December 07, 2004   Link

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