The Dead Milkmen – Bitchin' Camaro

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Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it's in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested, because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

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    General Comment:me and my friend knew the whole song and we'd belt it out in the middle of class. oh good times ;D
    Flag idonthatesandwhicheson May 28, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:me and my friend knew the whole song and we'd belt it out in the middle of class. oh good times ;D
    Flag idonthatesandwhicheson May 28, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Dead Milkmen are the shit.

    This is real punk! Not caring what they're singing about, just having fun.
    Flag Archangel717on January 25, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:This song rules one of there best i would say. I can just hit play and laugh! This and Landomat Song are so iconic to me! The one simple line "Oh, Cool" makes me laugh each time im not sure y.
    Flag robsmagicon October 05, 2010   Link
  • +2
    General Comment:The line above that reads:

    "So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch."

    Should say:

    So if I happen to run YOU down, please don't leave a scratch.

    which is funnier.
    Flag monster36604on January 19, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:when joe says wow thats a pretty good jim morrison immpersination its actually rod saying that in the son and also rod says he hoprs they have a good sence of humor and dont take us in to court. listen to the song and when it says that one jim morrison part listen and see if its the same voice both times he says that and also when you listen to it look at these lyrics to see if its right but i know its relly wrong at that one part
    Flag sandoalvinoon July 20, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:No one mentions how funny it is that Joe and Rod SWITCH places!! First it's Joe who is goin' down to the shore. Then Rod asks Joe to ask Rod how HE is getting down there....aww you know what i mean...
    Flag eddiebon January 24, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:First song I ever heard by these hilarious guys
    Flag Soldier_of_Funkon April 08, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:"I must be, the Bahamas are islands."

    I love that line.

    kickass song, by the way.
    Flag The_St._Jimmyon January 17, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:theres not much to say about this song other than it's about dumb and careless rich kids who are still aware of their faults lyrically (including the intro) and kick ass sounding musically.
    Flag Cyrus_and_Jeffon September 13, 2006   Link

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