Lyrics for United States Of Whatever as interpreted by ruben

United States Of Whatever Lyrics
Whatever!
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever"
This chick comes up to me she's all like
Like "Hey aren't you that dude" I'm like "Whatever"
So later I'm at the pool hall this girl comes up
She's like "Awww" and I'm like "Whatever"
Cos this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
It's 3 a.m. I'm round the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up like "Hey punk" I'm like "Whatever"
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leeroy comes up
Like "Hey I thought I told you not to..." "Yeah whatever!"
Then up comes Zafron I'n like "Hey Zafron"
He's like "What's up" I'm like "That's cool"
Cos this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever

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xExitTheMindx
06-24-2003

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Great song...it makes me smile. :D

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duff
06-29-2003

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funniest song... about totally nothing, but still good :)

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skatelikecrazy
06-03-2004

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LIAM LYNCH IS GOD
In the video when he has the scarf, he looks exactly like a retarded Harry Potter.
And it's Zafwa, not Zafron.

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limeconcentrate
06-12-2004

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This song makes me giggle.

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hydrogen_wv
10-18-2004

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its a fun song.... im sure it took a very limited amount of imagination to come up with though... im surprised someone else didnt think of it first

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myname_is_ben
11-29-2004

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Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco both made some crescent songs on the Sifl and Olly show, along with United States of Whatever.
And it's Zafo, not Zafron or Zafwa. If you go to the official site, they say so.
Sorry guys, I'm a sockhead. :P
Generally, Liam and Matt's songs make NO sense, as they were each made in about 30 minutes.
BRING BACK THE SOCKS!
LIAM LYNCH IS GOD!!

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Laiton_Lintu
12-06-2004

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Totally 100% random and very amusing. Rock on retarded Harry Potter!

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mimis
02-09-2005

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its fun! great song.

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squidder_kiks_ass
06-28-2005

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LOL!!! funny song. Funny video too.

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miss_nattie88
07-29-2005

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pissa of a song! haha, cheers to liam lynch.... still a one hit wonder however, ha ha

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mojo risin
08-13-2005

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Proud to be a citizen of U

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mojo risin
08-13-2005

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Proud to be a citizen of UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

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Rancid_Punk
09-01-2005

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Woah, the Zafron guy looks like a freak.

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blacksunday
01-08-2006

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this song is one of my favorites. The page for liam lynck sucks it should have more lyrics added to it.

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hacker791
01-17-2006

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howw many songs does liam lynch have?

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hacker791
01-17-2006

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ZAFRON ROKS
HE LOOKS COOL

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mojo risin
01-18-2006

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Yeah, he is cool, but who the fuck is he. For hacker791-> I think that Liam has one album released. The album is called Fake Songs

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Way Down Inside
01-26-2006

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Hilarious...The song is "...about totally nothing". You can't buy irony like that. Mission accomplished, Liam. USA! USA!

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bkat004
02-02-2006

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Best One Hit Wonder of the Decade, yet!

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badlilfairy
02-07-2006

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the bespectacled one has acheived history with the most randm song an vid ever? tis so funny- i no people just like him (liam lynch) god bless them.. hahahahaha....
an the little "dance" in the scarf... comin soon to a dancefloor near you WITH MATCHING SCARF!!!!!
(i bloody hope NOT- leave it to liam, he gets away with it...just.) xxx

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Music-Guy!
03-11-2006

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Weird little video and a weird little dude in the video i only looked up the lyrics for the last verse cos fuck is it fast and yer i agree he can just pull off that dance in the scarf but its still dorky so i like it i wonder if while he was filming the video he was in the middle of the dance and he trips over the scarf lol XD i still have to say great video and the only one of his i like for one thats the only one i've heard because they dont show any others on "Kerrang!" lol

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mojo risin
03-13-2006

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Again, who the fuck is Zafron?

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mdwyer
03-24-2006

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The song is sort of a spinoff of the Sifl and Olly show from MTV. The Wikipedia entry for Sifl and Olly has this to say:
Olly (voiced by Liam Lynch) originally performed the song in response to Sifl bringing several of Olly's ex-girlfriends to the show so they could make fun of him.
Zafo, meanwhile, is as a rock musician idolized by Sifl and Olly, who speaks in electric guitar distortions.

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CupCake0711
05-17-2006

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i second mojo in sayinf wtf is 'zafron' ?

i love this song, i just stumbled on it one day and after one listen i was in love

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iforgot
09-14-2006

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Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, "ehhhh"
And I'm, like, "whatever!"

Whatever

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like,
"hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's all like, "awww"
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"

'Cause this is
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
I'm on the corner, wearing my leather.
This dude comes up and he's like, "hey, punk!"
I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and he's like,
"hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."

Cuz this is
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!

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