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(ho ho ho!)
Hey grandpa, lets tell them the little story about this Christams
(yeah tell em, tell em about Christmas!)
Christmas Eve,
I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things
Heavy breathing from the chimney, who could it be?
(i know who it was)
(what happend then ben?)
(yeah what happend?)
I went back to sleep
(back to sleep? shit!)
I'm tired if I don't have sleep
And in the morn'
I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpse
With a long white beard was hangin over the fire
Oh Santa's he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass suck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
'cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass
Hey hey hey (hey!) yeah
(Ohh, oh oh)
OK grandpa, step up. Sing in this thing right here,
Tell them what you saw, tell them what you saw grandpa...
I gotta tell you folks
He wasn't wearin' no clothes (no clothes!)
He must have rubbed the whole gallon of crisco off
From his back and down to his toes
Well I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin' crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double wide
What a sad, sad way to die, hey hey hey!
Santa's he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass suck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
Hey grandpa, lets tell them the little story about this Christams
(yeah tell em, tell em about Christmas!)
Christmas Eve,
I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things
Heavy breathing from the chimney, who could it be?
(i know who it was)
(what happend then ben?)
(yeah what happend?)
I went back to sleep
(back to sleep? shit!)
I'm tired if I don't have sleep
And in the morn'
I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpse
With a long white beard was hangin over the fire
Oh Santa's he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass suck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
'cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my ass
Hey hey hey (hey!) yeah
(Ohh, oh oh)
OK grandpa, step up. Sing in this thing right here,
Tell them what you saw, tell them what you saw grandpa...
I gotta tell you folks
He wasn't wearin' no clothes (no clothes!)
He must have rubbed the whole gallon of crisco off
From his back and down to his toes
Well I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin' crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double wide
What a sad, sad way to die, hey hey hey!
Santa's he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass suck
Oh honey call the lawyers fast
Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
Lyrics submitted by syrupofipecac, edited by Mellow_Harsher
"Bizarre Christmas Incident" as written by Benjamin Scott Folds
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
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0General Comment:yeah, i agree with both of u, ben folds can write amazingly, he can write anything, and make it sound good! he's incredible. i was in tears when i heard this song, its hilarious, and sad too, poor santa, i agree sham on.
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0General Comment:poor santa...Flag sham_onon October 16, 2004 Link
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0General Comment:Ben Folds is a musical genius. I laughed my ass off when I first heard this song, and I just love how Ben can make fun of anything, plus he can write insanely good ...serious songs as well.Flag syrupofipecacon September 22, 2002 Link
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