Lyrics for When You Fucked Grandpa as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

When You Fucked Grandpa Lyrics
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to fellate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
grandpa is a total fucking asshole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
he rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

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So_Impossible
04-16-2002

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2nd funniest song ever! the first being jay's rap... jay and silent bob, you know?


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choda_boy
04-18-2002

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Originally supposed to be when you fucked hitler, but those fucks at MCA wouldnt allow it. Fucking censorship.

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TheRisk19
05-08-2002

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This song is one of the funniest Blink 182 songs ever.

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TheSwej16
05-24-2002

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Funny song


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torn_by_emotion
05-25-2002

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all i have to say is...... DAMN.

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whoring.for.love
05-25-2002

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On a bus once my friend Jed shared his headphones with me and we listened to this song on his Blink-182 CD.
Dunno why I feel the need to post this, but I do, so I am.


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scubasteve
06-28-2002

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i love this gay song...!!! if there are any hottt 15 girls that think this song is funny, please e-mail or something cuz i need to talk to a cool girl

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canadakickass
07-08-2002

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its stupid, its hilarious, when they played it live they made it look like a slow love song and they changed the lyrics slighly. i love it

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idiotbox
07-11-2002

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this song is GREAT I LOVE BLINK!!!!!! AH! TOM IS SOOOOO HOT!

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spookyxstarbuck
03-10-2003

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I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! its so hysterical!!! especially when they play it live...at pop disaster, it was soo funny...everyone got out their lighters & stuff...THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jackassO_o
03-15-2003

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it makes me feel all warm in side..

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therealjuliet
03-18-2003

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lol

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DeathMetalDude
04-13-2003

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by jackassO_o on 03-15-2003 @ 08:53:19 AM
it makes me feel all warm in side..
ooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy............

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bonita_sparkita
04-23-2003

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ok...i heard a rumor that these wonderful, wonderful hot men broke up. is this true? (god...please no...)

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jackassO_o
05-01-2003

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...........................................

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poser_punk
05-05-2003

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I LOVE THIS SONG (AS IF YOU GIVE A SHIT)
IT REMINDS ME OF HOME..

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poser_punk
07-01-2003

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not my post ^

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ZaDJiaNBLoNDie
05-09-2004

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ah ha this song is great!!!!! and i agree with idiotbox TOM IS HOTT!!!!!!!

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NFG_chik
05-27-2004

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he rubs his dick in broken glass.... this is mine n my m8z fav song we sing it all the time n are very sad.... y am i postin this... ? >_<

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rakka
05-28-2004

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y am i posting this? i have nothing to say so I will post a useless comment and then ask nobody why i am posting this.

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chinchilla
05-28-2004

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i agree no one cares that i like this song but i do

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zeroordie45
06-30-2004

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does neone know what cd this is on and if it is a hidden track how do u get to it?

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fastidious89
07-02-2004

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i fucking HATE this song

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ADimeADexter
07-02-2004

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tom fucked grandma

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khsater
09-23-2004

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hehe

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