Lyrics for Happy Holidays, You Bastard as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics
It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
it's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
and I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
it's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit, shit, shit his pants
he always fuckin' shitin' his pants
and I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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loser
05-01-2002

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This song is so awesome i have no comment !

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crick23
05-18-2002

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hmmmmmmmmmmm......

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somthin clever
05-18-2002

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this song is very deep, it is about marks stuggles as differnt holidays approach and how around the holidays its very crazy and you somtimes dont get everything done and you get really mad, now marks gradfather has a colostomey bag and he must eat a lot or he will pass out and hot dogs digest faster than most other foods and mark is telling us how he is shitting his pants this makes him mad because mark can just leave his grandfather at a party with his bag full he has to empty it and he is telling his gradfather that he will never talk to him again

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somthin clever
05-18-2002

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actually i was just kdding this song has no meaning but is funny as hell

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GTAssassin
06-06-2002

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Deep and thoughtful this is an excellent summary of anyone's holiday.

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nymph666
06-18-2002

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this song is the best! at christmas and other various family holidays(shiver) call your family and leave it on their answering machine! its funny as hell to see/hear their reaction!!!

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dariofoo
07-11-2002

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hehe..ejaculate into a sock?..pity its kinda short

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P!NK'sLilRebell!on
08-14-2002

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...he he...bad bad song, naughty boys...

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soco4dee
08-23-2002

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I love this song. No more needs to be said.

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Drink_and_Fight
09-05-2002

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This is an awesome song to come on, when at a house/field party. (Now I am pondering the last few field parties) hehe

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questor842
04-02-2003

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It used to be that I would buy Blink 182 albums without even thinking about it, because they were such a kick-ass band. But recently, I realized through songs like this, and some of their television appearances that Blink has hardly matured at all. It's turned me off a little bit to Blink and go twoards bands like NFG, and Box Car Racer. But if their immaturity is your thing, go for it, nothing wrong with it.

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ArsenicTea
04-02-2003

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i love blink182 but id have to agree with u on this on questor i like the title of this song but man this song sucks and so does the fuck a dog one but their still a great band and I still like all their other songs

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aplejuice714
04-23-2004

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i like the line that says " just ate seven fucking hotdogs" because last labor day i did just that.

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deepdivine
05-01-2004

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haha this song is just hilarious...its just a song that u would play for someone who really pissed you off for sum reason..but to me it just seems that this song would be directed at an ignorant father figure...??

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shadowangel
05-06-2004

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"this song is very deep" don't scare me like that 'somthin clever'. I almost didnt check if ud written anything else and gone straight down to this box and started listing reasons why saying "ejaculate into a sock" isnt deep.
Fucken hilarious, but not deep.

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shadowangel
05-06-2004

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Btw, listening to a few drunk sounding guys singing about fucking dogs in the ass can be pretty funny when ur an immature little bitch like me.

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odd-number
05-16-2004

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all i know is this song is addicting! when a friend and i heard it first, whenever we saw each other after that we began singin it and we couldnt get it outta our heads!!!! ugh its in my brain again!!!!!!!

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chinchilla
05-22-2004

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i love this song it is blink182 at there best its very catchy might i add

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ShaaaBang
10-09-2004

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i love this song!

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Rollingstonesrock
10-12-2004

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This song rox! Love it

\\//Peace

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smurf_182
11-02-2004

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hahahaha classic yer they are soo funny! but ya kno so am i! lol

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Immortal113
12-02-2004

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The POINT of Blink is that they're immature, dude! You aren't supposed to take them seriously for more than like five of their songs. =D

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Ongi
12-17-2004

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you all geeks who says that Blink hasnt mature (by the way im mexican n my english sucks) this song it really has a deep meaning n it's about a disfunctinal family n the problms that the child have to face like when u hate ur parents but u still have to be with them in xmas... u just need to be really try to understand what they wanna say not just hear the stupid ways that they use to say it

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ghettodawghomie
12-23-2004

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THIS IS THE BEST SONG ALONG WITH 21398230=7=0128375081375981437509847309587439857JDKJSFHLJSDHFUJSDH OTHERS. yes it is such a big number it needed letters.............

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mynameisducky
01-28-2005

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This is my second favorite song that Blink has done! My first is What Went Wrong...I love the chorus!!

--Ducky

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