Lyrics for Degenerate as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Degenerate Lyrics
Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

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itsonlycraig
02-20-2008

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i love the chourus to this song. its soooo funny

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melissa123
02-18-2008

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Yeah, FAT SALLY is the sally they sing about on My pet sally too, and she still works at poway high, and that kid that called her a bitch or whatever is so wrong she has gotten me off the hook twice. I love fat sally.

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martigras
08-16-2007

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yeah sally is probablly the same sally in the song my pet sally off buddha

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leahdelonge
08-12-2007

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this song is amazing! hilarious and amazing!

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leahdelonge
08-12-2007

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this song is amazing! hilarious and amazing!

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N1734
05-12-2007

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Ok "FAT SALLY" is the fat ass school security guard at my school Poway High School that dumb bitch still works there and tells everyone she was friends with the blink 182 kids eventho they hated her

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MilfordMir
03-07-2007

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This is really an example of what I love about Blink. They can write a completely screw ass song and still make it a kickass song with a great beat. That's also what they did with Depends off Chesh Cat.

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skateguitar91
02-16-2007

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oh i feel so stupid I have been a blink fan for about 6 years now and I have always loved this cd and this song was ok not the best then to days ago I was looking the guitar tabs up for it and I saw the lyrics and I'm like no way lol and now it is my new favorite song of the week its alittle hard to sing the chorus at first

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BeachBabe182
01-14-2007

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the Ben Dover part is fuckin gold. I love it. I love them lol. I like almost every single one of their songs

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avs2006
12-12-2006

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The guitar at the end of the song... doesn't it sound like Enter Sandman by Metallica?

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oNeMore_LASTchance
10-21-2006

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Wow... after hearing this, I think I have found a new favorite Blink song.

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xxblackoctoberxx
05-03-2006

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woowahwah. by the way, fat sally still works at poway high.

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substylinbaby
02-21-2006

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the silliest song ever written i swear. oh blink.. you can always count on them to come up with the wackiest stuff.. "crossed the street naked at night"??? come on! makes me laugh:)

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deilermptw
02-11-2006

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I think tom did drugs, he said somekd a bong, killed a cat, and he says someting about weed in reckless abandon

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electricboogaloo7
01-18-2006

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hilarious song. one of my favs and if u think this is funny check out the mark tom and travis show...kinda hard to find but worth it.

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skeggy553
08-30-2005

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'Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum'

ahh classic verse

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kostalker
07-19-2005

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This isn't funny. This acctually happened to me! Can't you be a little more sensitive? like Hitler?
(if you don't get the last part it is a joke and i won't explain it because i hayt you)

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theironmaiden
06-25-2005

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i love this song its hilfuckinlarious especially about his dick being jammed lol

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mcfr
05-12-2005

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I LOVE BLINK ONE EIGHTY FUCKING TWO AND I LOVE THIS SONG

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BLINK_BOY
04-30-2005

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man this song is 1 fucking funny ass song n even though tom talks about a lot of ass related topics but thats just his style dude

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mykonstantine
03-28-2005

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this song cracks me up.. i love blink.. (i like their older stuff the best tho) my fav line is "felt a 12-gauge up my hum-didy-dum...." lol.. awe man.. it's ga-raaate..

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Bertxx
03-07-2005

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Funny song.

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happy trail =)
02-28-2005

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Pointless indeed... somehow, I think it's best that way.

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Theo Reo
01-07-2005

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At 1:58, someone says "Yee Haw" in the background.
Either Tom or Mark farts and says "'scuse me" at 2:03.

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coreystack
10-08-2004

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First of all, those are all some incredibly insightfull interpretations you have to offer. especially the one about buying the cd yesterday, that tottally cleared up any questions i had in regard to the songs meaning, thanks. If all your intrested in a big circle jerk around the merits of Blink there are other forums for that. -This Song is a sarcastic rebuttle to criticism's the author has either incurred from others or his own low opinion of himself. It's a juvinille, though adept, response to acqusations and/or feelings of being a degenerate by describing a worse case scenerio by which in comparison the state of the authors own being pales. Its a pat of self assurance on the back to effect of "I could be worse, I could be like this"

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