Lyrics for Degenerate as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Degenerate Lyrics
Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

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kyd_cruz
04-13-2002

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Hilarious song man! One of my favorite songs...it makes me chuckle every time..haha

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Cori
05-07-2002

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this song makes me happy....why? listen too it

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kamikaze_fool
05-18-2002

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this is a gr8 song

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TheSwej16
05-22-2002

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I'm Batman

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uncgurl
05-28-2002

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funny ass song, always makes me happier

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RUFIOis1HELLofAband
06-03-2002

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my favorite line: don't like hesh, don't like rap......(cause rap sucks anus.)

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mikkigurl22
06-13-2002

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haha i love this song! kickass! thanx pete for tellin me bout it!

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pistachioAnn
07-28-2002

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Best. Song. Ever.

I just got the Dude Ranch CD yesterday. (Yes, I AM a little bit behind).

Best. CD. Ever. (For now)



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rockerchick5
08-02-2002

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wow great cd and yes hannah this one is for u 1


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punkgurl
08-03-2002

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This is the best song. I love it. It is so funny..haha

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colourmepunk182
08-07-2002

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this song RULES!!! its my favourite song ever!!!!! (well this and adams song and minority by g.d. and stay together)

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FireFliesAroundMe
08-13-2002

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This CD is what my friend and I like to call "The Bible" It's the greatest CD ever. It applies to teenage life more than anything I've ever heard.

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spxafixnofxx420xgirl
08-31-2002

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the first time i heard this song....well i didn't actually hear it, my friend started singing it to me...haha then i heard it, this song is great! the whole cd dude ranch is really good

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ycs
08-31-2002

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Blink's best album ever. And a good song. "Saw ben dover, he's still gay", makes me laugh.

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blueeyedbabe
09-22-2002

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This is one funny ass song! I love it man!
-Heather

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squee
09-25-2002

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i love the ben dover line too, the way he says it makes me crack up.tho he duz talk a weird amount of arse related things.....
and whoeva's batman?power to u,heh

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master_debater
03-27-2003

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this song is awesome... the musical structure of this song is amazing... of course, where as blink failed at that point in the game? what a great song to sit around and smoke a blunt to...

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iFAILedLIFe
04-04-2003

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This song is a instant classic. Who could not enjoy it? Its impossible its too much fun haha. I always sing the chorus to my friends and theyre just like o.O whaaaaa haha

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punk_dudette182
04-05-2003

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this song is so funny! I love this song. It's one of my faves. There's a different version to it. It's the original Buddha version that i think you can only get on cassette. ha ha ha... hum-diddy-dum

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Chelsea
06-22-2003

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I LOVE this song...its so great!

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aplejuice714
04-22-2004

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oh, well i have alot to say about this song. first of all this is my favorite punk song of all time. second, what's with parents? i walk around sing this song and they look at me like i just pissed my pants! they say that if my nuts really did get attacked by rats not to tell them. they said if you can sing about it than you can deal with it. yeah, like my nuts are ever going to get attacked by rats. but any one who dosn't like this song can suck my cock, because this is a great song. thank you and goodnight.

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blinks not gay u r
06-06-2004

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i love this song i love all of blinks old stuff!!!

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juff
07-03-2004

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i like the old version better.

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smurf_182
09-28-2004

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haha i luv dis song its hilarious blink are so funny ROCK ON GUYS

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coreystack
10-08-2004

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First of all, those are all some incredibly insightfull interpretations you have to offer. especially the one about buying the cd yesterday, that tottally cleared up any questions i had in regard to the songs meaning, thanks. If all your intrested in a big circle jerk around the merits of Blink there are other forums for that. -This Song is a sarcastic rebuttle to criticism's the author has either incurred from others or his own low opinion of himself. It's a juvinille, though adept, response to acqusations and/or feelings of being a degenerate by describing a worse case scenerio by which in comparison the state of the authors own being pales. Its a pat of self assurance on the back to effect of "I could be worse, I could be like this"

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