Lyrics for Depends as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Depends Lyrics
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I on't have a load in my underwear

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noggintoboggan
02-15-2009

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I love how after Mark quotes ariplane Tom's like "Um, are you, uh, feeling alright?" I use that phrase every day!!!!

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TheTuxedo
07-09-2009

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When they start talking gibberish at the end after the song, it's the line out of "Airplane!" or "Flying High" (Depending on where you live).

In the movie, these two black guys start talking 'jive' and the air hostess doesn't have a clue what they're saying, so an old lady interprets for them.

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TheTuxedo
07-09-2009

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Oh, lol, you'd already found that out ><

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