Lyrics for Depends as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Depends Lyrics
I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I on't have a load in my underwear

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ThriftShopGirl
04-16-2002

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This is by far my favorite blink 182 song. Cheshire cat is the best cd they ever put out. and its sad to see that the music they make now is not the same at all. Forget that Enema, and jacket bullcrap, Check out Cheshire, buddha, and dude ranch.

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diet_punk
04-17-2002

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this song is about my junior high school years....

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retsyn
05-29-2002

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funny as hell!

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blinky
06-10-2002

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LMAO!!!!!!!! LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW! lol so fucking funny!

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SurferJap
06-12-2002

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diet punk's junior high years...my high school years...yeah the memories...it ALL takes me back to summer of '94, right diet?

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blinky
06-12-2002

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im listening to it right now it cracks me up everytime i listen to it...

hmm... i wonder where they got the idea for this song... lol.

maybe some past personal experiences?

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blinky
06-12-2002

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sorry for posting AGAIN.
but WHY CANT THEY BE LIKE THIS ANYMORE? i know i love the new blink but the old blink was better. i like it when they make their voices sound funny and what not its hilarious. aw... well...

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blinky
06-13-2002

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i swear this song sounds like dave's possessed hair...

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Bohemian
07-18-2002

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LOL, i love the speach at the end, it's hillarious :D

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Drink_and_Fight
09-05-2002

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I still laugh at this tune everytime, I blast in my car and the looks you get on peoples faces at a red light, PRICELESS. The best way to describe this song is that, he doesn't want to piss all over himself or someone else

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iFAILedLIFe
04-04-2003

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Yah it is a shame their stuff isnt as good as it used to be but with every band they evolve and change their style abit. You gotta think cheshire and dude ranch were their younger days when you had more spunk and humor like that. Not that their new stuff isnt good as well. But its just not the same. This song is just excellent. I sang it to my friend once haha. The look he gave me. One of my friends are gonna put me in a mental hospital someday ^.^

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xfrailtyofwordsx
04-08-2003

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I wasn't really into blink until my boyfriend played this song for me one day, and I almost died laughing. I'm pretty sure no other band could pull off a song about Depends. iFAILedLIFe is right, you don't really hear stuff like this from them anymore : (. Oh well it's still a great song and Chesire Cat is definitely one of my favorite CDs.

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volta1289
06-21-2003

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Wearing depends is the style man.. depends are the most comfortable things you can wear because you can shit in them and walk around and it feels like you are at the beach

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volta1289
06-21-2003

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Wearing depends is the style man.. depends are the most comfortable things you can wear because you can shit in them and walk around and it feels like you are at the beach

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vonni
04-13-2004

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this song is funni, but dont u think it just gets old if they keep makin immature songs like this

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ZaDJiaNBLoNDie
05-17-2004

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THe speech at the end of this song is great!!!! Scott is wicked funni!! I played this song at my pool party every year we all scream the lerics and get calls from my neighbors for all the noise!

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She
06-16-2004

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b 4 they cared what people thought.

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quiffporn
11-19-2004

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Deep songs about suicide and failed relationships are all well and good, but songs about shitting yourself on public transport and having to sleep on rubber sheets, for fear of pissing the bed will always win out as far as I am concerned...

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drummerdude666
12-05-2004

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lol i hear that this song started out serious but they cudnt resistblink waz so much more immature and funny b4 now ther boxcarish thats all kool and shit but i think boxcar shud b stuk 2 boxcar and blink shud stick 2 ther funnier closer 2 punk ways as they wer in ther older albums

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Townsta
01-18-2005

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LMAO, i love this album

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rufiobass4
01-29-2005

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does anyone know what mark says about 1:46 into the song ?

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quiffporn
03-16-2005

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“Shit Scott, that honky must be messing my old lady... got to be running cold upside down his head. You know what I‘m saying man? Hey homes, I can dig it, that brother he ain't gonna lay no big rap up on you man. I say hey sky, s'other say I wan say?
Pray to J, I get the same ol same ol. Yo, knock yourself a pro slick, grey matter live performers down now take TCB'in man. Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak em. You Lay her down n smack em yak em cold got to be you know man? Shit.”


He is reciting a scene from Airplane! (with a few changes), which is a conversation between two black guys who are speaking this mad jive talk, that makes no sense. At the same time, there are subtitles playing, stating what they are supposed to be saying in English.

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OminousFerreT182
03-16-2005

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Aww... Who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?

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PinkFloydrulez
01-02-2007

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I just saw the movie airplane on comedy central at like 6 am on nyd. that part came on and i was like HOLY SHIT DUDE ITS THAT THING FROM THE BLINK SONG ahhhaha

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ExoM7
10-30-2008

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lol, Airplane was such a great movie, but I've seen it like fifty times...before I heard this song, I appreciated it more lol

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