Lyrics for Ben Wah Balls as interpreted by ScreamingInfidelity

Ben Wah Balls Lyrics
(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doberman pincher
Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)

Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay
Well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl
That put him in a special trance

He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Causing some ingestion
He finished with a great big fart and

She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again

Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.
He used to always fart and sing this special song.
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

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prophet
05-19-2002

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:D hilarious song. gotta love this song

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kamikaze_fool
05-19-2002

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:? alright this is a relli good song n i noe what t means but what the hell is ben wah balls???

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blinky
05-29-2002

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lol go ask ur mom

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heather7515
06-06-2002

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kamikaze fool go to blockbuster and rent 100 GIRLS(haha) great movie and then you'll find out what ben wah balls are!! Great song, i love blink, i'm off to see them tomorrow in toronto along w/ saves the day and simple plan!!!

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Dickward1
07-30-2002

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hahaha...this is a funny ass song... even i knew what ben wah balls were when i first heard this song, way back in 95 when i was 15... go to the adult book store, and ask for some ben wah balls. tell them you want the biggest size that they have!

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SoCoRocks14
08-24-2002

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yea i know i sound like an idiot but wtf are ben wah balls

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Kyle_76813
09-09-2002

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this is a good song and is super funny.

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nuclear carp
09-15-2002

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Ben Wah Balls are those things you do that stuff with. Yeah.

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Castor
03-07-2003

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the name of the guy mentioned in the song is "Ben Wah"
...hmm...hehe...not really...=)
it's a secret, that'll reveal to you when you're old enough!

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chesirecat
03-11-2003

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this song was written about me and my dad.
hahaha ew.

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iFAILedLIFe
04-04-2003

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Haha what are ben wah balls XD. Great. Like they said go to an adult store or ask your mom what they are haha. Anyway this song is great. I laugh every time especially at the part where tom says "wah balls" like really low and quite haha.

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jackassO_o
04-26-2003

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ok get this.. i go to an adult bookstore and i ask the guy.. he kicks me out and says get out you punk! so i take your advice once again and i ask my mom what they are.
she shows me some she had in her room.
then she shows me how to use them. thanks for your advice guys.

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poser_punk
05-05-2003

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o yea me to.

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tesseract182
06-07-2003

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thats disgusting jackass0_o

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Elenthin13
06-15-2003

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haha I've always listined to this song and danced a stupid jigg to it but I never eally cared enough to actually listin to the words. This song means something, its metaphorical-no its not hahaha of course not its just a funny song about an old man and his daughter. Catch you later kids

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onceforgoodluck
04-07-2004

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my favorite blink song of all time. the riff is sick

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Apple Shampoo
04-18-2004

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this song is pretty good, my favorite part would be the way tom sings along with the happy style of guitar in the verses.

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NFG_chik
05-27-2004

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doberman pincher... whats that..?

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beergoggles69
09-21-2004

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Obviously no one whos posted messages kno wot ben wah balls are, so i'll tell u ALL that women put em in a certain oriface and they wear em around anywhere and they get pleasure from em and no one can tell. hope i cleared it up for everyone here. peace out

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sandbox13
01-08-2005

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They can be used to stimulate and autoerotic orgasm by pulling them out after masturbating(ladies) but the primary use for them is to improve the muscle control of the vagina.both females and males put them in their anus and when having intercourse they are pulled out at the very minute of climax. It is said that this increases the intensity of the orgasm for either male or female...

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sandbox13
01-08-2005

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i cant beleive u dont know wut ben wah balls are!

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kaysway87
02-11-2005

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Hey guys! can you plz look up RANE & post sum thoughts on their lyrics? i'd really appreciate it. THANKS! God bless~

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Doobie Bee
02-15-2005

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Bahahahaha! This is nuts!

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Rochila_182
05-06-2005

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lmao i luv this song i always bob my head along to this lol

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LateNightSynthesis
12-19-2005

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ok so this song is about a dude leavin his family and then running into this girl and dating her which turns out to be his daughter and she realizes it because he uses a thing that he shoves up his ass untill the point of climax during sex to increase its intensity ? If so thats really sick

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