I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too
Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew
So I took the chance and got some help from a few
And got a long and skinny friend to talk to
Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my pet sally
Please don't go away, sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step is for him to say I do

Sally please don't go away
I won't be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights



Lyrics submitted by ScreamingInfidelity

Track duration: 01:37


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    General Comment:I got the same from Sally but at the football game in 96 but did you see you play at lunch and the heafeys
    Flag heil5on December 30, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:I don't know what this song means but i agree "getting beat up by gays in bar fights" is one of their best lines ever. Next to " my pants are off right now"
    Flag Scarykidsatnighton November 11, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:LOL sally got knocked the fuck out by some freshman this year, 2010-2011. in my school. and yes, its the sally mentioned in this song. if you dont believe me, your ignorant as fuck.
    Flag Gankyyon October 20, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:For fucks sake, emoguy is right what the hell is the point in arguing against him, it's on youtube. If you're so ignorant and you wish to deny that fucking look it up
    Flag Conrad182on April 19, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:okay so you all are dumb..hence the name...
    Sally isn't 300+ pounds...she's only like 200...
    plus i've never seen her fall down stairs however she does drive like a maniac sooo...yeah. but she's a but crazy if you're mean to her. everyone's scared of her. I have to admit though, you know when she's coming cause the trailers shake.
    Flag youallaredumbon September 23, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:dude jinx this song is about a person who work at the high school that tom went to.
    Flag himynameispeter182on September 14, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:i go to poway high where they went too
    yeah its about sally.
    and yeah shes a security guard there.
    and yeah shes 300+ lbs
    =]
    Flag fuckkrbcutieon September 05, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Yer dudes its about the security lady or sum1 at their high school, its on their dvd punk poets.. i watched it just before.. and yeh she aint a small lady.. good song by the way..
    Flag xcrossoxon October 09, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:Lol, Let me set the record straight about Sally. I go to Poway High School where these guys went. Sally is a 300+ lbs security guard who drives a golf cart around the school. Every once in a while she crashes it, and has even taken down a flight of stairs once or twice. She is not a teacher, just a security guard and hall pass checker.
    Flag phs2007on May 20, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:lol yeah it probably is referenced to jacking off.. thats not suprising at all.. but i have punk poets too.. it's about sally who worked at poway high.. think she still does if the dvd is anything to go by
    Flag american_jesuson April 07, 2006   Link

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