Lyrics for Bitch Please II as interpreted by piesupreme

Bitch Please II Lyrics
[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit?
[Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!
Ahhh! They didn't do it again,
what-what, what-what?
Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?
[Dre] Oh fo' sho'!
[Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby
Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, y'know! What's crackin Dre?

[Dr. Dre]
Just let me lay back and kick some mo' simplistic pimp shit
on Slim's shit and start riots like Limp Bizkit (Limp Bizkit)
Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' at concerts
and watch mosh pits til motherfuckers knock each other unconcious
(Watch out now!) Some of these crowds that Slim draws
is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard when it's packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshaw
from Long Beach to South Central
{*LOUD SCREAM*} Whoa, not these niggaz again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady, with Doggy from Long Beach
(East-syde!) Came a long way, to makin these songs play
It'll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz', and I carry it all day
(Blaow!) Sometimes it's like a nightmare, just bein Andre,
but I..

[Snoop Dogg]
somehow, someway - tell 'em, nigga
You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fuck I'm comin from
I get the party crackin from the shit that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of 'em the same - bang bang!
Damn baby girl what's your name?
I forgot - what'd you say it was? Damn a nigga buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem
(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?)
The Great White American Hope, done hooked up
with the King of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy!

Chorus: Nate Dogg (+Snoop)

And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
[Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance

[Xzibit]
I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move
You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon

Chorus 2X

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
Awww naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY
He's Sha-day!

[Snoop] He's so cra-zay!

[Eminem]
Hahaha! Gimme the mic, let me recite, 'til Timothy White
pickets outside the Interscope offices every night
What if he's right? I'm just a criminal, makin a living
off of the world's misery - what in the world gives me the right
to say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the 'burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me
It just can't be found, so the reason you've been seeing this me
is cause this is me now, the recent dude who's being this mean
So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on TV
or heard the CD usin the fag word so freely
it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
{*LOWER pitch*} Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot
You happy now? Look here

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)
I start some shit they throw me out the back do' (the back do')
Come back and shoot the club up with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo')

Chorus 2X

[Xzibit]
2001 and forever
Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X to the Z, Nate Dogg
C'mon, yeah!!

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Kdog30001
06-05-2002

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dre rocks with em, one of the best ever!!

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eminem31
06-19-2002

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tight song. that says it all.

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OzzyGurly
07-07-2002

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One of my favourite songs of that cd... snoop dog has the cutest lil voice....

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The_Decockster
07-18-2002

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I love Snoop Dogg on this song.

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PeaceInMe
08-06-2002

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To me, it seems that it is verry important for eminem, the real guy, that people knows that he is not that front guy playing role, that he is just a normal man, but since he's been seeing the hard things of life, the wars in the streets and the shit at home, all this darkness helped the evil side in him self to grow...'see
that somewhere deep down, there's a decent human being in me '

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kalashnikov
08-18-2002

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quite true, he still loves his daughter more than life itself, i recalled him sayin' dat, onli his fucking wife seems to make him suffer more

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vtmatt
04-19-2003

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my favorite part is when they start rapping

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jamesherbertkeenan
06-30-2004

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my favorite part is when everyone forgets about eminem because the ever-changing media decides that eminem isnt the cool thing to listen to so noone cares about his bitching and whining about his past life in a trailer anymore or how he is a shitty father.

~* Fuck your god, your lord, your christ*~

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ablyss16
11-23-2004

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no words can describe how awful that last statement is...Em has been around for while now and will continue to be. shitty father my ass. love is more than enough to be a great father, and we all know that he not only loves but adores Hailie and would do anything in the world for her.

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bear869
01-25-2005

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actually jamesherbertkeenan that was in his same life you know.. since people dont live twice you dumbass fuck eminem will never be forgotten, i would compare him to 2pac at this stage but of course to totally different people and ouldnt do 2pac the respect to do so... as for the song its allright snoop dog shudda worked harder on amkin a proper rhyme tho

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Fallinsoul
02-16-2005

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Eminem is a racist sexist pig.

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filthyrichgirl
03-08-2005

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EMINEM IS BETTER THAN TUPAC AND BIGGIE COMBINED. I'm in class right now listenig too his music. EMINEM IS THE BEST YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY OR CHANGE IT. HAHAHA JUST DEAL WITH IT YOUR LIFE SUCKS, HE'S MAKING MILLIONS.
~*fuck your jamesherbertkeenan, you bear869 and you, Fallinsoul *~ peace out you sexist pigs dumb fucks.
P.s EMINEM MAKE ABOUT 60 MIL EVERY VIDEO you make bout, 4.50 an hour at burger king. LOOOSSSERSSS!

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filthyrichgirl
03-08-2005

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haha haters are so much fun to diss on.

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filthyrichgirl
03-08-2005

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how old are you guys like 12?

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purplepeopleeater
04-14-2005

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Hes fucking richer than me so i must love him?

Who's the fucking 12 year old now?

PS I do like eminem but hate idiots

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hotness2000
10-12-2005

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haha why does this always turn into arguments..cant u guys just comment on the song and leave ti at that...noooo u gotta bring otha pplz into it nn start dissing people
btw this song is good!!!

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syko_brat
10-12-2005

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I love eminem, true some of his songs do seem sexist and racist but there is no way in hell hes a bad father. Unlike a lot of other people, he didnt walk out on her and if you listened to some of his other songs without presuming that every song hes made is shit. If you listen to the lyrics in some of them like Hailies Song or Mockingbird then maybe you would realise that he probably loves his daughter more then both your parents combnined love you "my favorite part is when everyone forgets about eminem because the ever-changing media decides that eminem isnt the cool thing to listen to so noone cares about his bitching and whining about his past life in a trailer anymore or how he is a shitty father. " There are alot of artists that will either fade or be remembered. Look at how many fans he has. Look at how many albums hes sold. Even when eminem is long dead nothing is gonna be forgetton about him. I would say more but i dont have enough time coz i have to sign off soon. But just so the people who agree that eminem sucks i have one thing to say to you. Fuck you. Pull your heads out of your arses and realise that he is a great person. In every way i respect him.

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niooniek
01-02-2006

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i pity you filthyrichgirl... i wouldn't be suprised if you got this album with the new barbie doll as free gift in a toy shop... eminem is crap and he should be banned from making any music (especially from thouching 2pac's albums and lyrics)

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NightWalkers-Itachi
08-05-2006

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One of my favurite Eminem songs

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lukeaidan
04-11-2007

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tight song that says it all ya

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fluxwildlyuncut
10-25-2007

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How can you go wrong with this song. With Em, Dre, Xzibit, Nate Dogg and Snoop, this song has all the heavy hitters of the west coast. Gotta Love this song

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cmdterps44
04-18-2008

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xzibit rocks this shit

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DrParanoidAndroid
03-10-2009

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Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon

Best line ever.



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danv1962
05-07-2009

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what a complete fucking looser. He's not a waste of talent because he has none. The man has fecies for a soul. I had 2 year olds that have more sence then this fool.

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