Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, ho
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat



Lyrics submitted by Demau Senae

Track duration: 03:36

"Fat" as written by Michael Jackson

Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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  • +1
    General Comment:I have a very hard time not thinking of the lyrics to this when the Michael Jackson song comes one.
    Flag redshiftdazzleron December 14, 2011   Link
  • -3
    General Comment:this song is about a guy who worked for the FBI but then got caught with drugs and got fired to he went on a shooting=spree
    Flag snowstorm436on June 16, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:What If Realms of Hell made a version of this song? *Video Starts in B&W*
    *Brittany Takes a deep breath, then puts the hood up, walks up to the guys*
    (Kenny): Yo, Dude. Where the fuck have you been, man?
    (Eric): Yeah, Where Have You Been?
    (Brittany): Well, you know. Around. Chilling Out
    (Eric): Yo, you want some pizza? I got an extra slice
    (Brittany): No thanks, really
    (Kenny): Yo Eat this man. It's kinda good for ya.
    (Brittany): I-I'm not really hungry right now.
    (Kenny): Hey, man. What's wrong with ya? Are You Anorexic or something?
    (Brittany): Well, for 5 fucking years you dick.
    (Kenny): The Question is.. Are You Fat.. Or What?
    (Brittany): No.. Are You? Because If you are then I guess that I'm not. So Beat it, punk.!!!

    *Song starts Normally*
    Flag Tailsfan2009on August 05, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:this is the first weird al song that i have ever heard
    Flag musicismyeternalsunon January 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Yo. Ding-Dong, man. Ding-Dong. Ding-Dong, yo.
    Flag pikespiceon January 03, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This Song Uses EVERY (or Very Close to) FAT JOKE CREATED and That's Why It Is So Damn Funny
    Flag tristriamon March 26, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:Ham on, ham on....whole wheat!! LOL! The little asides are hilarious!! I saw him do this live and in costume. It was great!!
    Flag billionon April 13, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Possibly the best song I have ever heard. Certainly the best video I have ever had the pleasure to view.
    Flag WillyWiluhpson April 11, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:The song is funny. But the music video is HILARIOUS!
    Flag WAYAlbuquerqueon January 02, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:this song is fuckin funny as is the video lmao
    Flag Mizerableon June 27, 2005   Link

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