Lyrics for Dysentery Gary as interpreted by piesupreme

Dysentery Gary Lyrics
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fuckin weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love the little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, i lost the one
Im giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
Youll come back to me maybe
Ill shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fuckin weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all
Your moms a whore
Wheres my dog, girls are such a drag

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dsyntax
02-09-2002

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great song. Another of their lesser-known gem. When you like a girl but she likes someone else, it sucks. You have no reason to hate him but you do. He becomes your enemy.

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winkie182
04-13-2002

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Yes it does suck. I was in a situation just like that. I really hated this guy, and everytime I hear this song, it just reminds me of him. Kinda pisses me off, but I still love the song, lol.

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Invincible
04-30-2002

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When another guy starts going out with a girl you like, this is how you feel about him.

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rubybubble
05-07-2002

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FUNNY SONG!!

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Chrono
05-19-2002

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about a guy that loves a girl, but that girl loves other guy and the first guy tries to change her mind but she stays with the other guy


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Nothing to Savour
06-03-2002

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this song is awesome. the grl u love isnt intrested, shge loves some other guy and you hate him for this 1 reason even tho if u got to know him you would probably like him. hes taken away the 1 thing you care about and u just wish u could find something that would fuck it up for him - "I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights"
also funny as fuck line :-)



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heather7515
06-06-2002

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absolutely one of my favorite blink songs!! i love it. i'm going to go see them in toronto tomorrow with saves the day and simple plan!! i can't wait, it'll be my 2nd time seeing them live, they're awesome!!

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viperxle
06-13-2002

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The narrator of the song has no real reason to hate Gary, a guy he does not even know. But what he does know is that the girl the singer has a crush on likes Gary instead of him. And so he invents reasons to hate Gary, ridiculous and senseless as they are. On a deeper level, the singer is blaming society as a whole for his problems and heartache. Because he is too immature to blame himself or just accept the unfavorable situation, he makes it out to seem as Gary (representative of society) is the wrong one and will always stand in the way of his dreams. Relieving himself of all fault, the narrator manages to endure.

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meatwad
06-16-2002

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I can really relate to this song because I am this situation right now. That is what I like about blinks music. They have a song for every situation a person goes through.

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meatwad
06-16-2002

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The dude had the girl then gave her up. Now she is in love with dick for brains who thinks he's the shit. Well she might come back but the magic 8 ball says very doubtful. So he finds a new companion in the form of his dog.


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justanotherkydd
07-12-2002

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oh yeah meatwad? do they have a song about a guy that owns a cat, and the cat is humping everything in the house and its driving the guy fucking crazy because its so damn hilarious but then the guys cd gets throw out his sunroof buy his friend? i bet not...i beeeet nottttt

this song is sweet, and yeah, this was the first cd ive heard from them, it was on a compilation my friend gave me, then i burned the cd, so call me a "poser" you schmucks

ps. the guy in the story is me, and the friend in the story is my friend, and the horny "in heat" cat in the story is my cat

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Emericanskater
07-25-2002

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Duh if we couldn't figure that out we' be as dumb as Blink182. They are perverted. This song isn't half way decent.

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regan_89
07-26-2002

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its a good song. why is it perverted?

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Emericanskater
07-27-2002

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I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights

Hes a player, diarrhea giver

Seem kind of pervish to me... but hey you think what you think...... to each his own

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regan_89
07-28-2002

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I still don't see how its 'pervish'

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Dogg19
07-29-2002

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its not, fuck the asshole who stole your girl.

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colourmepunk182
08-07-2002

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rubybubble- its not supposed to be FUNNY! its about how tom really liked this girl, and she was already going out with someone, and he didnt have a reason to hate him, but he did, because they happen to like the same girl. this is one of the best songs on enema. other thatn adams song. that is the best song EVER!!!!!

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KatieSavesTheDay16
08-14-2002

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this song is pleasing to me...i throughally enjoy this song...my old bf sez its about me...cuz he wanted me but i chose sum1 else and then i cheated on the guy w/ my old bf and then i broke up the guy and then i broke up with my old bf....both of them cried...haha...yea i no wuit ur all thinking that im a heartless bitch.on sum levels thats true

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hardcorestraightedge
08-17-2002

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slayer rules and my friend joe lame likes this song cause it settles his inflaimed asshole from the herpes

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mikey2hotty90
10-10-2002

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cool song, sucky situation

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Regos the Sane
04-13-2004

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It's not supposed to be funny?
Listen to the last chorus.

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avarchiel
04-20-2004

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"I hate you all. Your mom's a whore."

One word: classic.

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Regos the Sane
05-25-2004

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Four words: Very classic. And stuff.

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[Wishing.Well]
10-15-2004

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Omg i love this song its so awsome! its one of they're good old songs! ...also haters suck! if u dont like the song then why the frick are u looking up the lyrics?

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Bertxx
11-16-2004

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is da ending, rite?

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