September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said someday I would have
A bad ass mother G.I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf
And 200 solemn faces
Are you
If you want to see me
Check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye

Don't give me that bullshit
You know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic you stole my lunch money.
Made me cry.

Jane remember second grade
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said
You'd rather die

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf
And 200 solemn faces
Are you
If you want to see me
Check your papers and your T.V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass good-bye

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
Cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will be sorry



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Track duration: 03:52

"One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" as written by Folds

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    General Comment:I think this song is about how Folds was picked on once and it's explaining where he is now, great song.
    Flag five8man96on April 12, 2013   Link
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    My Interpretation:I LOVE this song..

    Basically, this is totally how I feel when I see any of the people with whom I attended high school and find out that my life is better than theirs by leaps and bounds. In the back of my mind I'm thinking "Kiss my ass... Goodbye..."

    The best revenge is a life well lived. :)
    Flag mimsymimion January 12, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:This song is great I had a friend in college and in my senior year we used to tease him with this song cuz we all kinda got picked on as kids but he was actually a good bit shorter than us now he's a CFO. serves those bastards right!
    Flag Writer86on November 26, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:I'm in the minority with this one I guess. It's not sympathising with the narrator, imo, half as much as it's ridiculing him in a kind of tragic way. He's so proud that he's made something of his life so he can stick it to all the people who picked on him as a kid... and they barely even remember him. He's been hung up on it his whole life and they forgot about him as soon as they left school. That's pretty horrible really.
    Flag stygimolochon December 03, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:Question: could Jane be the same Jane as on Reinhold?
    Flag towel42on August 20, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:I didn't know the piano could rock so much...it's just badass.

    The lyrics are awesome. Ben Folds is a fucking genius.
    Flag OpinionHeadon May 12, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:It is a blessing to anyone who found their schooldays to be the most miserable days of their lives
    Flag Massapequaon November 19, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:lol charcoal stars i think u missed the point.
    great song awesoem lyrics. for u who dont know white dwarf is a magazine about war hammer (u know those lil gay ass model toy things) anyway its realy nerdy so a magazineabout it is even more nerdy lol. but we se who is laughing now so it doesnt mater that he was a nerd
    Flag blur ATDI libertineon October 03, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Suicidal dwarf... that's a good band name!
    Flag kissmytacoon June 23, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:I love this song... my friend told me it was about a midget who fired all these people that were mean to him... i like that a lot better than a suicidal dwarf, but i dont know.
    Flag kissmytacoon May 25, 2007   Link

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