Where was I? I forgot
The point that I was making
I said if I was smart that I would
Save up for a piece of string
And a rock to wind the string around

Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around
Everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around

If I were a carpenter I'd
Hammer on my piglet, I'd
Collect the seven dollars and I'd
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the playhouse down
They want to stop the ones who want
Prosthetic foreheads on their heads
But everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Throw the crib door wide
Let the people crawl inside
Someone in this town
Is trying to burn the foreheads down
They want to stop the ones who want
A rock to wind a string around
But everybody wants a rock
To wind a piece of string around



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"We Want a Rock" as written by John S./flansburgh Linnell

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    General Comment:I think it's about how materialism is silly. How people just buy stuff because everyone wants it or they just all want it for some reason... like nerdy pet rocks. but then also it gets a bit political saying that socialists don't want people to buy pet rocks but they're saying that's what everyone wants. and then they get into plastic surgery which is a bit more extreme and maybe making a joke about people who try to be things they aren't and maybe wanting to seem smarter with the forehead? whee
    Flag maadelineon July 05, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:I always thought he had to get married (a diamond/rock around her finger) and get a job (carpenter) in order to get freaky with his girl (prosthetic forehead being a strap-on dildo for the forehead). I don't think I am so far off.
    Flag Psychedelephanton June 28, 2012   Link
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    Song Meaning:This is obviously about gun rights, someone is trying to take their rock with a string(a weapon, for defense, also recreation) from them and kill anyone that wants one. Releasing the crib doors could mean opening the prisons and throwing the people in there who want guns or who own them. which also makes reference to them being babies and needing to be taken care of(like the politicians not thinking we can run our own lives).
    The prosthetic foreheads obviously would be helmets. or forehead protectors. because someone is trying to burn the foreheads down. Think about it, brain wash, kill our brains. possibly a reference to tin foil hat wearers. how someone wants to stop the ones who are protecting themselves. because they don't want you protected they want to kill you/control you.
    Flag jakenicholson October 21, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:Does anyone else by chance think that the title itself (in reference to fads) is a shot at Hair Metal? "We Want A Rock" - "I Wanna Rock" ?? just a thought to add onto the idea of fads..
    Flag Jpak88on December 08, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:stanza #1
    he comes up with and tells people about a random idea to tie a string around a rock
    stanza #2
    the fad becomes popular and unpopular as it gains attention, leading to agression through the neihborhood.
    stanza #3
    the same guy ends up creating a new fad that renews the cycle
    Flag sirludwigvanbiffingtonon July 22, 2010   Link
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    Song Meaning:This song describes three groups; the speaker identifies with two of them.
    There are those who want a piece of string and a rock to wind the string around (X),
    those who want prosthetic foreheads on their real heads (Y),
    and the unknown group (Z).
    Z does not exist, and is a manifestation of a paranoid delusion.
    X = Y = Everyone.
    Nobody wants to burn down neither the foreheads nor the playhouse.
    X and Y are afraid that if the crib doors open, they will allow Z in, who will in turn burn down their playhouse and/or foreheads.
    If you re-read the song, you will note that Z can NOT exist, for Z would be included in both X and Y.
    To paraphrase, there is nothing to fear but fear itself.
    Also, it may be noteworthy that in some cultures, crib = house.
    It may be TMBG's take on P-Funk's BURN DOWN THE HOUSE.
    Flag dojobugon December 23, 2009   Link
  • 0
    My Interpretation:John Linnell has said that this song is about politics, and how people incorrectly assume that they know what's good for everyone / what everybody wants. This interpretation makes the meaning of the song very clear and explains more than the "fads" interpretation (which is not bad at all). The first stanza is an ironic twist to the common phrase "if you were smart then you would..." -- a typical TMBG device.

    The speaker goes from "I want a rock" to "Everybody wants a rock", and eventually uses this to define an enemy of the state who is "trying to burn the playhouse down" and want to stop the good citizens who just want a rock to wind a piece of string around. Radical politicans claim to stand for what people actually want, until it turns into something wholly different, such as "prosthetic foreheads". For example: "Everybody likes democracy. Therefore people who don't like democracy are 'terrorists'. John doesn't like democracy. Therefore John is a terrorist..." etc.

    Along the same lines, "Throw the crib door wide/_Let the people_ crawl inside" is a childish version of many a radical's motto.
    Flag thehotelambushon February 26, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:I think johnemint is on the right track. It's about a desire to regress to simpler times. The rock with the string is a simple toy, representative of childhood. The prosthetic foreheads to me (this might be a stretch) remind me of neanderthals or primitive mankind (with the protruding foreheads). Again, a desire to recapture a primitive, simple time. But someone in the world always brings the singer back to real life and harsh reality (throwing the crib door wide, or burning the playhouse down)
    Flag gravitonon November 04, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Additionally, I think this song is brilliant. The way the singer sings the song is a bit monotonous, again taking on the role of one of the sheep. Many of the sounds in the song remind me of someone trudging on in life and being pulled in whatever direction the latest fad takes them.
    Flag lyric_analyzeron July 08, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:I think this song is about how most people look for something external and trivial to preoccupy themselves with rather than grow up and affect real direction in their lives. This covers fads as well.

    The lyrics refer to "throwing a crib door wide" and "letting the people crawl inside". I take this to mean that the writer considered people to be like children, in relation to fads.

    Then, 'someone tries to burn the playhouse down'. This is a reference to revolutionaries. In a society where most of the population is preoccupied with trivial things, invariably a few of the ones who aren't go to extreme measures to try to wake up society.

    The prosthetic forehead is the next fad, as others pointed out. The singer writes this from the perspective of one of the fad-followers. This is why the song starts out as "where was I, I forgot the point that I was making". The singer takes the role of one of these fad-followers who is unable to maintain much consistent thought. Think of the stereotypical ADD and medicated people of today with just enough attention span to find the latest fad to latch on to and distract them from getting anywhere in life.
    Flag lyric_analyzeron July 08, 2008   Link

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