Lyrics for If I Had A $1000000 as interpreted by ojms

If I Had A $1000000 Lyrics
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000
(if I had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the
first chorus out of it. Mmm.

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich.

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weezerific:cutlery
11-25-2001

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A BNL classic. The original version (this one) is better than the one from Rock Spectacle, although, they are both cool. They just talk about prewrapped bacon in this one, and that makes it so much better.

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ShiverForMe
01-14-2002

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i didn't think they used dollars in canada.

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newfoundfinch
05-06-2002

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If I had a million dollars I would buy this band plastic surgery. This band is possibly the ugliest group of people assembled. I have been short buses with better looking people.

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sarahmansour
05-17-2002

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Hahaha, Newfoundfinch, you're soooo fun-knee! Come on! please tell me you are not shallow enough to judge a group based on their image. They might not be super models, but they're not ugly. (check their keyboard player)
At least their songs don't contain swear words, disses to other artists, and are not about exactly the same thing (like, you know, love?)! ! ! ! !

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dontlabelme
06-02-2002

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Jerk. (Newfoundfinch) BNL is the BEST. They are hot, and I love them to death.

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dontlabelme
06-02-2002

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Jerk. (Newfoundfinch) BNL is the BEST. They are hot, and I love them to death.

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beatls8
06-04-2002

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This song is a perfect example of the group's playfulness and witty lyrics. They're a great group of entertainers who don't seem to take too much seriously, the reason why we love them so.

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ClockBlinkingEights
06-21-2002

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does anyone know the words of this song in the beginning of the version on rock spectacle? i'm tuaght my best not to look like a miner niner? what is that??

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SilentWitness
06-21-2002

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Actually, they sing a verse from "this is me in grade " in the version just to taunt the audience. I heard they usually drag into the introduction of "if i had $1000000"
for fun. (they play the tune but sing something else )

The lyrics are:
I got a blue and white adidas bag
I've got a blue-and-red Adidas bag and a humongous binder
I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner
I went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man
I guess I shouldn't tell them that I like Duran Duran


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SilentWitness
06-21-2002

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and to the hypocrite who expects beauty in musicians: listen to pop music or be quiet.

They are just regular guys with little fashion sense.

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*mLe*
07-04-2002

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ShiverForMe...are you serious that you didn't know that we use dollars in canada? ..shame, shame what did you think we used?

Great song! Makes me happy!

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bigmacandfries
07-07-2002

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i think their the hippest coolest best band in the world and of all time. If there is someone else that thinks differently, tell me right now. And i think SilentWitness is totally right

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ShiverForMe
07-19-2002

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*mLe*, i realized later that you do use dollars. i was looking on the back of a book and it said so. :)

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*mLe*
07-19-2002

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ShiverForMe :) well, i'm happy that you are now knowledgeable of canadian currency..lol

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wrion
07-21-2002

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i wonder if, now that they're rolling in dough, they actually DO buy that stuff, because i'm sure they wrote it when they had little fame and $$$.

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quiet_poison
07-30-2002

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Kraft Dinner! Yesssssssss! (Although the bit about Dijon Ketchup is missing from here!) My third favourite BNL song (purely for the line about Kraft Dinners!)

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jesusmyheartadoresu
08-05-2002

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i LOVE BNL and this song..it is so funny and makes me happy!! God Bless!!

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Yodi
08-07-2002

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This band will never have a million dollars because they sound like shit.

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sarahmansour
08-16-2002

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Yodi is a loooooooooser.
They sound grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

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SilentWitness
08-20-2002

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sarahmansour is dangerously addicted to frosted flakes...
why does everyone hate this band?? I don't get it!

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tamsenf
09-27-2002

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SilentWitness- I love this band with all of my heart , I think they ROCK my world and I think Yodi and the jerk that answered in the begining are freaking idiots. Duh. They need to listen to more than just one song. They are just blind to the incredible AWESOME-NESS of this band. :)

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Bohemian
03-17-2003

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this song just makes me laugh so damn much! A work of comic genius :)

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TaddyTeddy
03-26-2003

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Actually, sarahmansour, they do diss other groups, and often. A great majority of their songs were specifically written as a playful jest towards other groups. Look at "New Kid on the Block."

This song seems to take on a rather interesting meaning when they add in the lyrics from Grade Nine, as they did on the "Rock Spectacle" version. Whereas this is pretty much a silly little love song, it becomes something different with all that other stuff. The other stuff points out that it is a silly song, and possibly about that puppy love we all get when we're really young.

This is my favorite band. I can't get enough of them. They can be both serious and funny, and often at the same time. And thats a dying artform.

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bouncybluepenguin
04-13-2004

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I love this song... it's so fun. The line "But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the first chorus out of it. Mmm." is not in either of my versions (Rock Spectacle or Greatest Hits), but it's really funny... ^_^ And I like the line "but not a real green dress, that's cruel".

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Kilo
04-18-2004

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My favorite version of this song is a live version, but not the one from Rock Spectacle. It's cool, because in the middle of it, he starts singing Radio Ga-Ga and Under Pressure(both queen songs) and they still play the guitar riff from If I Had A Million Dollars behind it. It's pretty cool. I couldn't say where you could find it, though; I got it off Kazaa, and it just said If I Had A Million Dollars Live.

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