I want to fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Arr, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
Arr, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Want to fuck a fucking dog

Fuck you!



Lyrics submitted by Castor, edited by Mellow_Harsher


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  • +1
    General Comment:This song isn't meant to be taken seriously. It's just for S's&G's. If you listen to live performances, they tend to say a lot of funny, immature things. During a performance of What's My Age Again, after the second verse one of them shouted out "It's the slow, pretty part" you may not see the humor in that, but I do. They were making fun of their own song to get some laughs. After that performance, they had a humorous conversation about dog semen. So give 'em a break if you think they are all sick in the head for this song. I know of two other funny songs by them: The Blow Job Song and When You F***ed Grandpa.
    Flag MangaSkyon March 25, 2013   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Tom wrote this song when he was going through a dark period in his life. Waking up from drunken nights and realizing the mistakes he has made. :D

    I love this song. Laugh every time I hear it
    Flag MoonAtomicon October 25, 2012   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I love how these are the only songs people trash blink for.

    TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO TRASH BLINK DUE TO THESE SONGS...

    blink is not a "Garbage band" They wrote these songs for three reasons. One, it's original, and hasn't been done before. Two, because they thought it would be funny. And Three, because they could.

    Now... If blink took themselves seriously, I wouldn't like them as much. HOWEVER, they don't take themselves seriously. (Or at least didn't) Back when they wrote this song, they were just three immature guys who liked having fun, making people laugh, and just screwing around.

    If you don't like this stuff, listen to Neighborhoods, and you'll change your opinion about blink.

    BOTTOM LINE: Do NOT judge a band by songs that they wrote just for the hell of it. If every band wrote songs as a joke, then blink would be a lot less unique, and you'd find more songs similar to this floating around by bands you know and love.
    Flag Archangel717on January 25, 2012   Link
  • -1
    My Opinion:fucking sick basterds!
    Flagged alaynaon August 28, 2011   Link
  • -3
    General Comment:This is probably the worst song I ever saw. It seems like a immature little kid or some drunk fucktard made it up. Dominated Love Slave is way better. Getting raped is fun, but beastiality is disgusting. When I first heard about this song, I seriously thought it was a joke... >_>
    Flagged atinydoginasandwhichon August 28, 2011   Link
  • +5
    General Comment:After careful research, I've concluded that this song is about fucking your dog...in the ass.
    Flag nelsoonnon June 14, 2011   Link
  • +2
    General Comment:I'm having trouble with this song. Although I'm not sure what the singer is trying to say, I think this song is about a man, stranded with nothing but a bible and a notion that God has abandoned him. In this, he realizes that atonement isn't about being forgiven, or even about getting into heaven, but rather, it's about fixing those things you've hurt or destroyed in your past while here on earth. In realizing this, he finds that he hasn't been abandoned at all.
    Of course, it could also be about a guy wanting to fuck a dog in the ass.
    Flag BamChugon May 13, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:You know what's strange, like perverse?
    I played this song out of my iPhone in front of my dog lol.
    And the second the lyrics came on, he got a boner and sat down, staring at me.
    I was like "holy shit!"
    Flag misterchristeron July 29, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Yeah, this is on my most often played playlist. That's sad :(
    But this song is so hilarious, you can hear them trying to hold back laughter during the entire song. I would be trying to laugh too if I was recording this.
    Flag misterchristeron July 29, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This song is so inappropiate, but funny at the same time!
    Flag misterchristeron July 20, 2010   Link

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