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I want to fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
That's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Arr, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
Arr, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
(It's a Mexican pirate)
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Want to fuck a fucking dog
Fuck you!
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
That's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
Arr, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I found the dog
Arr, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister
(It's a Mexican pirate)
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Want to fuck a fucking dog
Fuck you!
Lyrics submitted by Castor, edited by Mellow_Harsher
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I love this song. Laugh every time I hear it
TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO TRASH BLINK DUE TO THESE SONGS...
blink is not a "Garbage band" They wrote these songs for three reasons. One, it's original, and hasn't been done before. Two, because they thought it would be funny. And Three, because they could.
Now... If blink took themselves seriously, I wouldn't like them as much. HOWEVER, they don't take themselves seriously. (Or at least didn't) Back when they wrote this song, they were just three immature guys who liked having fun, making people laugh, and just screwing around.
If you don't like this stuff, listen to Neighborhoods, and you'll change your opinion about blink.
BOTTOM LINE: Do NOT judge a band by songs that they wrote just for the hell of it. If every band wrote songs as a joke, then blink would be a lot less unique, and you'd find more songs similar to this floating around by bands you know and love.
BTW, rape is not cool to joke about. Say rape is fun to someone who has been raped, and I'm sure they'd tear you a new asshole. I know a girl who was almost raped, and she was traumatized just by that close call. (BTW, roleplaying with your boyfriend doesn't count as rape)
Of course, it could also be about a guy wanting to fuck a dog in the ass.
I played this song out of my iPhone in front of my dog lol.
And the second the lyrics came on, he got a boner and sat down, staring at me.
I was like "holy shit!"
But this song is so hilarious, you can hear them trying to hold back laughter during the entire song. I would be trying to laugh too if I was recording this.