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Do you see the face on the TV screen
Coming at you every Sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me
On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why I'm smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me
I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
Don't need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night
Do you believe in God
Cause that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna go to heaven
I'll see you right
You won't even have to leave your house
Or get out of your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
Cause I'm everywhere
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do
I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
Cause I'm getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book,
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away
There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm saying
If wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
Coming at you every Sunday
See that face on the billboard
That man is me
On the cover of the magazine
There's no question why I'm smiling
You buy a piece of paradise
You buy a piece of me
I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
Don't need to believe in hereafter
Just believe in me
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
I believe in the family
With my ever loving wife beside me
But she don't know about my girlfriend
Or the man I met last night
Do you believe in God
Cause that's what I'm selling
And if you wanna go to heaven
I'll see you right
You won't even have to leave your house
Or get out of your chair
You don't even have to touch that dial
Cause I'm everywhere
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do
I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
Cause I'm getting richer, day by day
You can find me in the phone book,
Just call my toll free number
You can do it anyway you want
Just do it right away
There'll be no doubt in your mind
You'll believe everything I'm saying
If wanna get closer to him
Get on your knees and start paying
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
And he's been telling me
Everything is alright
Lyrics submitted by Demau Senae
Track duration: 04:17
"Jesus He Knows Me" as written by Michael/collins Rutherford
Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, IMAGEM U.S. LLC
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That line pretty much sums up preachers in general if you ask me, whether they're televangelists or your everyday pastor, seeing as how asking people for money is generally looked down upon if you're not a "spiritual leader".
Interestingly ex-Marillion frontman Fish had recently done a song about televangelism called Big Wedge.
When it comes down to it, we really can only know the truth about this song from the person who created it :)
You see the face on the TV screen
coming at you every Sunday
see that face on the billboard
that man is me
(Jesus is everywhere, but he's also turned into a lame icon of culture.)
On the cover of the magazine
there's no question why I'm smiling
you buy a piece of paradise
you buy a piece of me
(sarcastic comment about his position as infinite king of the universe lol)
I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me
Cos Jesus he knows me
and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright
(It's funny to say he knows you, because there are so many people in the world. Plus, Jesus doesn't talk to you. You can't really have a relationship with someone you can't communicate with, and that works both ways.)
I believe in the family
with my ever loving wife beside me
but she don't know about my girlfriend
or the man I met last night
(another Jesus relationship joke)
Do you believe in God
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna get to heaven
I'll see you right
(how could anybody know how to get someone to heaven? Obvious sarcasm.)
You won't even have to leave your house
or get outta your chair
you don't even have to touch that dial
cos I'm everywhere
(also seems kind of silly. I am basically explaining the sarcastic humor behind it, not my opinion.)
Won't find me practicing what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
(That is REALLY sarcastic!)
I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
(meaning money makes him happy... sarcasm)
you can find me in the phone book,
just call my toll free number
you can do it anyway you want
just do it right away
(making fun of the nature of prayer)
There'll be no doubt in your mind
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if you wanna get closer to him
get on your knees and start praying
(same... dissing prayer)
This is a song making fun of Christianity by saying affirming things that are actually part of the faith, yet when you think of it a certain way they sound ridiculous. If you want more of Phil Collins doing this, listen to / read my posts about the Invisible Touch album. I like to call it beautiful blasphemy. The whole album is hardcore dissing God / religion.
Have a good day! :)