Lyrics for If You C Jordan as interpreted by BrandNew1208

If You C Jordan Lyrics
I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!

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Running_On_Empty
10-07-2002

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This song is pretty funny, SoCo is one awesome band. Speaking of bands (not awesome ones), I put some of the lyrics on here of me and my friends' band Running On Empty, check 'em out, and tell me what you think, I need some feedback, thanks
"D"

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aberzombie143
10-11-2002

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This song was definitely written about Dante Ricciardi.

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Penix
10-15-2002

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I love this song, Something Corporate is great overall, i just saw them last night with New Found Glory, they were the best band there. My friend is Andrew's cousin so i got back stage passes and got to hang out with him. Andrew lives with Jordan the lead singer for NFG, that is cool.

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Quangjah
10-16-2002

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it doesn't mean that much to me. there is a universal element to it though; everyone seems to know someone named jordan. and one more thing: iF yoU C Jordan (that's how it's written)...notice the capitalized letters. Thank you.

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nfgstdtsl
03-06-2003

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Worst f^ckin song on LTTW, and perhaps the worst they've ever recorded. By the way its about a dickhead named jordan who happens to be quite the asshole in HS. Big deal.

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Bulkyone
03-09-2003

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yeh this is one of those songs that applies to everyone: as in everyone knows a kid just like jordan

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sierp
03-12-2003

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Something Corporate; like Creed?

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python81
03-23-2003

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i know a red headed BITCH, she fucking sucks at life!!!

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H2OGOPunx
04-11-2003

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i dont like this song, he whines

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FinchFever
04-15-2003

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"did you make it in time to masturbate? "

hahaha wats up with that

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sierp
04-18-2003

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If you see something corporate, punch them in the face for being whinny little bitches. Seriously, these guys need to stop making music.

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konstantine2
04-20-2003

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i dont like the song that much but soco rocks and since it was the first soco song i heard it helped me in the starting of my punk band and my piano playin with punk as well as the realization to the fact that piano is pretty cool and im not so bummed anymore that i learned it instead of guitar.
still wanted- punk rock princess, forever heartbroken

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sierp
04-21-2003

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PUNK AND PIANO DOES NOT MIX! don't be stupid.

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TKEryan21
04-25-2003

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Dude sierp you suck seriously!!!! What just bc no one has mixed piano and punk like something corporate has doesnt mean its not punk...punk is whatever you want it to be dont think you are the one who gets to outline or define the true meaning of punk...SoCo Rocks and this song is cool, cant really relate to it but its still bad ass!!!!

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konstantine2
05-10-2003

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sierp "Im punk as fuck" so back off it does mix

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sidekickjon
05-12-2003

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wow, first of all, all of you who respond to sierp are only encouraging him, so let him alone. Just ignore him. Next, WHO CARES IF THIS IS PUNK OR NOT? Everyone on here agrees thats the sound is amazing, so stop being douches and bitching at each other about whether or not its punk. Last, and don't get all bitchy at me, I actually like this song. Everyone knows someone like Jordan, and how great would it be to actually tell him to fuck off and embarass him in front of everyone? I'll tell you, it would be fucking great. But again, don't bitch at me for actually liking this song and you don't. This is just my opinion.

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Hot Rod Hero
06-12-2003

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Okay, let me just say, I apply this to all of my so-called friends.

They may not be red-headed, one of them is a girl, but there's no FUCKING way I'll let "friends" betray me.

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K0NSTANTiNE
06-23-2003

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It dosen't take a genius to figure out what this song means.

It's not their best, but it's decent.

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jimmyeatworld867
07-02-2003

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i don't thing it's the best lyrics they have but it is funny they could of done better i guess.

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Paradisegirl
07-02-2003

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I just love with song! I love bands that can tell people "FUCK YOU!"

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hotticket22
04-09-2004

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I think anyone can pretty much relate to this song, there's always that one kid that always rubs you the wrong way and you kno you dont want to ever see them after graduation

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i_am_kloot
05-08-2004

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it is good because in everyones life their is someone they can relate it 2!!! I love the lyrics but I ain't 2 sure about the actual song! A bit 2 BLINK 182 4 MY LIKIN!!

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nikki2141
05-12-2004

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i don't really think that it "means" something. its a great "i fucking hate you" song.

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brandnewchick
05-27-2004

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hahaha. funny music. yay! jordan reminds me of adrian.

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noschoolspirit7
07-01-2004

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the lyrics may not be close to comparable to any of their other songs, but this song is still good. Most people have that 1 kid in high school that they just can't stand, and for a lot of them it's that 1 kid in high school that seems to do everything better than you, or you know he's a scumbag but all your friends don't think so. I can definitely relate to this song, I even used to switch the name from jordan to this kid I hate when I used to sing it as sad as it sounds lol

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