Lyrics for If You C Jordan as interpreted by BrandNew1208

If You C Jordan Lyrics
I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!

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alisha
07-12-2002

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DUDE ThIs SoNg Is GrEaT!!!! i LoVe It .! To BaD i MiSsEd ThE ToUr WiTh ThEm And GOOD CHARLOTTE . aNd MaNy Other great bands . Well guess thats all i gotta say laterz .. im out ..

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sncrly_me
07-12-2002

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I like this song... especially when it says "F--K YOU, JORDAN!" I love that part! It's so cool.

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vipergt196
07-13-2002

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Does anybody know who the hell Jordan is? I heard it was talking about Jordan-the lead singer of New Found Glory.

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jesus christ
07-17-2002

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dumbasses, it's some kid that andrew went to school with.

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EWizaCFT
07-24-2002

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They say HE’s hunting me...I can’t get HIM off my back...I cant believe people thought this was about a girl...

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DrPhil
07-24-2002

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This song reminds me of a person *cough* holly you suck* cough* who made my life a living hell for about 8 years....and how she has red hair and is a bitch...

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todayisonfire
07-24-2002

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i know a guy that dyes his hair becauses its red...poor guy...we still all know the truth...

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DaysofThePhoenix2
07-26-2002

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wow, you have to feel bad for anyone who's named jordan with red hair. it seems its a curse to have that name. lol

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Limpwristedclimax
08-01-2002

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OH GEEZUS!! "Too bad I missed the tour with them and Good Charlotte and many other good bands"??!!!! This is our future we're talking about. I hope the world ends before this persons decisions effect other people.

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girlygirl
08-06-2002

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I saw them at Warped Tour and have been addicted ever since. This isn't my favorite song of their's but I still love it to death!

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kissedwrong
08-06-2002

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this song is so great, I heard them for the first time at hte Warped Tour, and I didnt know what they looked like. It was a funny story, so after I saw them, I decided to wanted to buy their c.d. and a poster or something but I guess they ran out of c.d.'s or something because they told me they couldnt sell anymore, so i just bought the poster, and all these dudes started signing it and I didnt say anything but I was only thinking "wtf are they sdoing?!?! I paye like a whole $3 for that!" and it turned out that the lead singer sold me the poster and wrote "Thanks for the support, I hope you find our c.d. elsewhere!" it was really nice of them because I didnt even have to ask =)

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hayleyTSL
08-07-2002

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This song is the worst song ever by something corporate. But yeah at warped tour they were really awesome especially for signing and talking to fans.

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DriveThruMafia
08-12-2002

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my friends were in this video. its actually a good song. its a simple song for a simple hatred of an asshole named Jordan. its not meant to be deep as Dashboard, its meant to say what it feels and leave it at that. and thats exactly what it does.

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Ragdoll43
08-13-2002

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I like this song cuz a friend of mine went to high school with this band, and Jordan. Actully she said his name was really a differant name, and that they actully proformed this song at school. I think it's funny, and Jordan knows who he is.(Jonathen) Everybody's gonna have a jordan in high school. Something Corporate just exposed theirs for the jerk he is!!

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Riddlin_Kid
08-13-2002

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Ha, good stuff. It's just a shame I don't know any bitch-ass Jordan's to dedicate it to.

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savesthedayfreak
08-18-2002

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this is SoCo's worst song but its still catchy and i dont mind listening to it i saw them at warped and at the end andrew was jumping on top of the piano hahaha it was awesome SoCo rules...get the song "Wait" by them.....where can i get "Ready....Go" cd?


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Walkinonawire
08-18-2002

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I think this is one of my most favorite SC songs...I got the chance to see them at Warped tour and at the end of this song...andrew jumped on the piano and started stomping and I just was amazed at both his beauty and his stage preformance....I love him :)

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rockinangel26
08-18-2002

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Not too many people seem to like this song-- but I do. It doesn't have any deep hidden meanings, but its just about the crap everyone has to go through in high school. My favorite line is "There's one to many of you in this world." haha thats great. Now I always say that to people who annoy me.

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PunkRockGymnast
08-25-2002

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I like this song alot and I think it is really funny, but I hafta say that it's not SoCo's best...

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TragicEndings
09-08-2002

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i like this song...but i mean there are a lot of better songs...its still great though...my favorite line is "i dont care if you dye your hair, youll always be a lil red head bitch" haha thats great...cuz i just dyed my hair red a few weeks ago and my friend said it to me...it was hilarious...

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fuckyouall
09-12-2002

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I like the song, but as already said, this would have to be SoCo's worst song. Go listen to the others, the're better

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tawnyxlikesxcheese
09-17-2002

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true, not the best song that really captures what something corporate is about, however it DOES show you that they have a light side to them. this is *the* ultimate revenge song...and i love it and use it often =D

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Searchin4AnimalChin
09-18-2002

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i think that he jumped on his piano at every warped tour performance.... they must have hired a piano tuner to take with them along the way......

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NIKKIE
09-25-2002

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o god whats with u freaks.... so what if i song has a catchy tune .. so what if the singer can sing ...get over the mtv deal , the pop music label and the stupid idea that a singer i selling out.. who gives a flyin fuck !!! if u like the song ,, great ,, if u dont ,, move yur lil booty out of the post ... now about the meaning.. ofcourse its a bout a bully kid whos just a pain in the ass... my lil bro's friend looks exactly like jordan ... ive noticed all the kids ive known named jordan were coky but i dunno .. the song rocks.. the band kicks serious ass...i prefer ''walking by ''

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NIKKIE
09-25-2002

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typos since im pissed ... but anywayz all better now ;) ... check out the video to this song .. its funny:)

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