Lyrics for If You C Jordan as interpreted by BrandNew1208

If You C Jordan Lyrics
I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!

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angellus
06-06-2002

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it's funny all the meanings people come up with, like jordan is a girl.....he's just an immature prick who picked on people in high school.....i know because i went to school in dana point with them.....it's not a song with deep meaning

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xhalighxhalighx
06-08-2002

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I just saw the video on MTV2. This is the first I've heard from this band. A lot of my friend's like this band but they also like a lot of other shitty bands. I'm not going to judge them either way over one song. I do like it...its fun. You can sing along to it. Oh well-everything is not whiney and emo. get over it. (although whiney and emo is good), some bands like to try different things. It's called being creative or something.

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madrigal82
06-11-2002

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its not the deepest song, but ya know EVERY song doesn't have to be. its a joke, its funny. I like it, it cracks me up. although, I dont think it should have been 1st single. they probably should have picked one of the songs with more meaning...

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TheLinkMan
06-11-2002

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Quite a few people had somethin' to say about dis song but all ya'll dat don't like dis song and it sucks and some shit like dat iz talkin bullshit cuz this song iz da shit and U ain't. Hey Emmaleigh 13 Kiss Off is alright, but I'd prefer to tell 'em Fuck Off. Oh yeah, and Fuck You Very Much and Good night.

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Princess |\/.\/|
06-11-2002

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does anyone know the tracklisting for ther new album "leaving through the window" cheers!

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alk3 to the rescue
06-12-2002

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dont we all know a little redheaded bitch?

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po5er4lyfe0912
06-12-2002

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i take offense to this that


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sweetdreamer
06-13-2002

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i think this song is a catchy fun song, though i will agree it is n't SC's strongest work.
Oh, and for the record, Jordan is a guy.
And here's a quote out of Teen People about the song:
"The band's breakout hit, "iF yoU C Jordan," is an autobiographical tale of a high school bully named- you guessd it- Jordan. "I talked to a buddy of mine who saw [Jordan] at the gum, and the song came on over the loudspeaker and he just got up and left," says Andrew. "If i got my a** kicked over this song, it's probably deserved at this point.""

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Saraghina
06-18-2002

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My name is Jordan and it suxs because people will start singing this song to me in the middle of the halls.....but I love the song!

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jeannie
06-18-2002

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someone said this song was written about a girl....it wasn't. Jordan is a guy. the band went to school with my friend. the lead singer and jordan had a fight over some girl like 2 years ago and they wrote the song back then. at their concert in san diego they were like "if anyone knows jordan tell him I'm sorry" haha poor jordan, has to hear them on the radio all the time now

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milkcartonkid
06-19-2002

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i agree with youmaysayimadreamer and a couple ppl below her. This song is one of the worst SOCo songs. They're all good but this one is my least favorite. I freaked when i heard it on the radio. Cuz i instantly knew that all the little teenie bopper ppl were going to like it. ergh. And it's like the only one that swears. I have nothing agaisnt swearing but i respect artist that get the piont across without it sooooooo much more. anybody email me at pinkpunk_7@hotmail.com or aim @ skweekz666


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rje 182
06-20-2002

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yes, it isnt one of soco's best songs. also, someone please fill me in on my it's wrong for teeny-boppers to like music like this? i was a blink fan since like 95 or 96, and i was more than excited when they finally made it big. fuck, i wish the best of luck to soco and hope they make it on trl, so not only us older fans can enjoy it, but everyone can.

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breathe me in
06-29-2002

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definately one of soco's worst songs so it sucks they released this one...but oh well it is still pretty decent because soco rocks!!!

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breathe me in
06-29-2002

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definately one of soco's worst songs so it sucks they released this one...but oh well it is still pretty decent because soco rocks!!!

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blueisaverb
07-01-2002

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i think the song kinda sucks, lyrically at least


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sarah.mills
07-01-2002

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yea, I actually don't really like this song too much. It's the first SoCo song I heard, and I remember thinking that it was ok, but I didn't like the chorus. it was by chance that I got into the rest of their music, but this song definitely didn't do anything for me. but it's the only bad song I've heard from them.

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JamieDCarbon
07-03-2002

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So co is a great band and they're songs are amazing but sometimes you just gotta have a little fun. I think thats what this song is about. Its fun. Its not overly deep and emotional though it is about a situation that most everyone can identify. Its still good stuff.

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eyes3
07-03-2002

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this song was amazing at the warped tour 2002 in AZ! blew out performances by some of the more "known" bands. wow.

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myheartbleedscold
07-03-2002

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oh get fucked cunt


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messymiss9
07-04-2002

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This song is a good song, it's just quite below Something Corporate's ability to compose music. But as some people on here already said, every band is intitled to a bit of fun in their music, and I personally like the song.

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deadkytty9
07-04-2002

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Not only is my name Jordan, but i'm a bottle redhead - imagine hearing this song for the first time @ Warped Tour... "Fuck you Jordan you make me sick, high schools over, I don’t care if you die your hair you’ll always be a little red head bitch." LOL!

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Ditzychky
07-07-2002

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This song is hiliarious... The funniest part is that i know that Jordan kid... when i heard this song i couldnt stop rolling on the ground laughing. He use to be my neighbor for like 12 years I havent seen in him for a long time but i am not surpirsed there is a song about him

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MusicEqualsLife
07-08-2002

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This is an awesome song, its funny lyric wise and catchy music wise. but Something Corporate has much better stuff

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xxloserkid182xx
07-10-2002

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this song rules, i even know a kid exactly like this...anyway, the vid is pretty cool and my fave line is "I don't care if you dye your hair, you'll always be a little red head bitch!" great lyric! hehe...

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KoRnKiTTie606
07-11-2002

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I LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!! It reminds me of this dude I knew. His name want Jordan, But he was a little red head bitch. I think everyone can relate to this song.

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