Lyrics for If You C Jordan as interpreted by BrandNew1208

If You C Jordan Lyrics
I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!

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myownprison333
04-29-2002

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This song sucks lyrically and musically but it is funny

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andyfromwa
04-29-2002

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The song reminds me of this kid named Jwadd who's now telling me that he's 10 times stronger than me and can type 108 wpm. He has this idea that he's intellectually superior to everybody on the planey, its kinda funny.

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onetay
04-29-2002

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this song was good until the radio started playing it.

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Nick180
05-04-2002

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man that jordan is an asshole

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sidgirl
05-09-2002

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THIS SONG IS THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING THING EVER.

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quoth_the_raven
05-13-2002

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I nearly had a brain hemorrhage when this song came on MTV2. I was on the floor in agony. Thankfully, I've only seen it on about twice, so hopefully SoCo won't be going down the Blink-Sum-GC-NFG route. Anyway, to all the people who told off this song because it's not all slow and mopey, all I have to say is "You make me sick, you make me sick." jk...Seriously, this is one of my favorite songs to yell along with. I know many people about whom this song could have been written. So it's not their deepest! Who cares?

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finchguy
05-14-2002

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This is a fun intro to soco, but definitely the worst song they've ever recorded. Like a lot of you it was the first soco song I heard (on a 5-song drive thru sampler where I also discovered finch and, yes, dashboard confessional that I picked up at an NFG/rxb show), but when I heard konstantine on the pizza cd and bought audioboxer, I realized that they were so much better than this.

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alisha
05-14-2002

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This is a really awsome song .. but i never here them play it here in texas so i had to listen to it when i was talking to my friend that moved to Florida and i love this song now. so when ever i get to call her i all ways tell her to play this ? this is her fav song .. and one of mine!

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BlinkNFG LoSeR KiD
05-16-2002

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yo every1, I jus really started gettin into Something Corporate and they r an amazing band, and I can't wait for the new CD May 21st, but I have a question there r so many songs on here I've neva even heard of did they have a CD out b4 Audioboxer EP? if so wut iz it and can u still get it? if not does ne1 have track listings? thanx but SoCo iz awesome!

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cdub
05-22-2002

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couple things...

1) it is about a girl.

2) to BlinkNFG LoSeR KiD, they had a self-released album called "Ready..Break" before the EP. the track listing follows

1 Straw Dog
2 Mulligan Goes to War
3 Drunk Girl
4 Plucked
5 When it Goes Down
6 Babies of the 80's
7 Cavanaugh Park
8 If I Die
9 Ben Franklin's Kite
10 Inside the Pocket
11 Konstantine

later...



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BlinkNFG LoSeR KiD
05-22-2002

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yo thanx, iz there ne way or ne where that u can still get this CD??? o and I got their new CD "Leaving Through The Window" it's a great CD and the songs that were also on Audioboxer they redid a little they r good well tell me if u can still get their first on thanx alot

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staygold
05-23-2002

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their new cd isn't released till the 28th... stop downloading stuff bro, support the magic of song...

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iFyoUCjordan2
05-23-2002

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actually ready break came out after the audioboxer EP. some of the other songs on here are from their new CD and some are not on CDs, they are unreleased. also, from what i understand, andrew wrote it in 15 minutes as a joke and showed it to the other guys and wasnt planning on doing anything about it. but the other guys really liked its energy, so they put it on the EP, replacing "if i were a terrorist (id bomb your graduation)." and jordan is not a girl. in interviews andrew says that its this guy that he fought with in high school, and he says jordan could sing the same thing about him.

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iFyoUCjordan2
05-23-2002

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by the way "andrew wrote it in 15 minutes as a joke..." by "it" i mean the song iF yoU C Jordan. and by the way this song is a great song, but it is probably one of soco's worst. (i just thought it would make a cool screen name haha). so if you havent heard others you should listen to them sometime.

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AFI Starlette
05-23-2002

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This is the first song i heard by something corporate....cuz there was that lil bitch kid Jordan...that hurt me and many other people....to you i dedicate this song...."I dont care if you dye your hair" Your not hardcore jordan, your a molester.....way to be Piano Rock...Elton John is a great influence :)

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Fallsemester
05-28-2002

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I can't wait for high school to be over.

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fairy_in_a_musicbox
05-28-2002

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HA HA HA HA HA

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SweetestSiren
05-28-2002

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This song doens't really showcase their talent AT ALL.... it's sort of catchy, I guess, but totally shallow lyrically, and musically not all that great. Listen to Konstantine or another Something Corporate song.

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i crave warm blood
05-28-2002

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i dont think it has a meaning to it, just that this kid hates a bastard called jordan and isn't ashamed to proclaim it to the world.

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rosalia
05-29-2002

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i think this song is really funny and it's very true for all those bastard jerks that every crowd seems to have. I just have to say i love this song i've become addicted to this group and this song!

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blaine
06-03-2002

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I wish I could have seen the person's face (that this song is about) when he heard it for the first time...lol.

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po5er4lyfe0912
06-03-2002

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i dunno bout this "piano" rock
if u saw the video it would have made u change the channel

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armageddonshoes
06-03-2002

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I love something corporate more than anything, but when I hear these song I want to kill myself. it's so annoyingly catchy, it's like, they decided to try to be poppunk for one song and ruin their greatness. the rest of their songs rule though, but I think hurricane or punk rock princess would have been a better choice to release

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Lisa1183
06-04-2002

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This is a really cool song. When I heard it for the first time I thought, "Wow, sounds like the life story of at least one kid at every high school." I'ts got an awesome sound. They mix the new sound with the sound of my parents' type of music and it sounds really great!!! I had never heard of Something Corporate until i heard their song on my Launch Cast. But since then i've been trying to find their CD, and it's not in stores anywhere i've looked....

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allisterrocks
06-06-2002

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something corporate is an awesome band! this is the first song i heard by them and love it!

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