Lyrics for If You C Jordan as interpreted by BrandNew1208

If You C Jordan Lyrics
I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

You say it's chivalry,
well it's jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing
and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me sick, he makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan, fuck you Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High school's over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
you'll always be a little red-head bitch!

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Trebmal
01-07-2002

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This song is too funny. It definitely reminds me of this kid Steve Jordan I went to high school with. I didn't like him too much

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LPfan89
01-07-2002

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My sister just heard this on KROQ and it is truly hilarious! It's ssssoooooo true about this guy I know!

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krushzed
01-08-2002

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This is the first Something Corporate song I ever heard. It was on a Drive-Thru Records compilation... I am now completely addicted to this band.

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dexter
01-09-2002

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this is the most worthless song this band has ever produced, sure its catchy but it has no lyrical content, so co can do so much better than this song but leave it up to kroq to play this, if this is the only so co you've ever heard first shoot your self and then aquire the rest of their songs

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mercanfat
01-09-2002

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this song is the worst

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gi12fahhhq
01-16-2002

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This song rules. ts crazy i no thiskid thats exactly the same!! i flipped out when i heardths song. Its like they no him. hes a little red head bith

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youmaysayimadreamer
01-21-2002

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it's not a terrible song, but if it's the only one of something corporate that you've heard, you need to hear more. i don't really like this song compared to all of the other amazing ones.

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Open_Your_Eyes
01-21-2002

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I love this song but you do need to hear their other songs if this is all you've heard by them!

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startingsocostudent
01-30-2002

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i agree, that this is probably their worst song, just because it doesn't really have that much lyrical content. it sounds okay, until you listen to the words. considering that this isn't too bad of a song, shows how good something corporate really is.

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hotemogirl
02-02-2002

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ok, alot of you are saying this is a bad song, and when its compared to their other stuff, i'd agree, but its still a cool song. Its fun, and, heh, i have a friend named jordan, who i wouldnt say this song is about, but i know a bunch of people that would. Hey every band should be entitiled to a fun, crappy song. this is theirs.

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CookingWithPunk
02-23-2002

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This rock rocks not matter what any of you say, but yes deffinatly check out their other stuff because they are an awsome band (especially Konstantine!).

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Emmaleigh_13
03-12-2002

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i love it! it's awesome! i hear it on 102.1 the edge. this is to all of you who say this song suck: Kiss Off! this song RULES! if you got a problem with this song, email me at: heymister75114@yahoo.com

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the Edge
03-22-2002

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This song is hilarious and true. There is a kid just like this that I knew and I'm glad he is gone. I heard this once, and just can't get enough.

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ramthar
03-22-2002

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must be something about dudes named Jordan... i knew one in highschool that was a total cock bitch from hell. but he wasn`t anywhere cool enough to have red hair. great song. so what if it doesn`t have "gud liricle cuntent". some of the best and most fun songs out there don`t have shit for lyrics. quit you whining.

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walkon
03-30-2002

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My name is Jordan, so imagine my shock when I turn on the radio and hear, "F*** you Jordan!" Hehe, very funny...

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So_Impossible
04-10-2002

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i think this song is cute. it's extremely catchy, and after i listen to it, i get it majorly stuck in my head. but it is probably soco's almost worst song. i like their deeper, slower songs, personally.

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So_Impossible
04-14-2002

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OH MY GAWD! i'm so going to die now! i just saw this video on mtv2!!!! i'm so happy now, i'm glad soco is getting places!

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lilemmalee
04-16-2002

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i think this song is jsut pulling more of the poppy little girls into their music and it makes me mad, because their music is soooo much better then pop fans can handle. This song shows very little of the real talent they have. They are awesome, but lets not make em a sell out please.

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stellarstag25
04-24-2002

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very catchy song but definetly not their best

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castaside
04-24-2002

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the chorus lyrics are quite weak and they have proved themselves in other songs so I guess i expected more. I love the video though because my friend is in it. Not really though he just gets the books hit out of his hands by "Jordan"

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Self_Induced
04-25-2002

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I completely adore Something Corporate. But the words are a little wrong, considering its written for a girl named Jordan Craus. And damn, she really is a bitch...

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jesus christ
04-25-2002

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hmm... failed attempt to be clever? he's talking about some dude that he used to go to school with, obviously, named jordan. he says jordan could have sang the same song about him.

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imdisturbedbyyou
04-26-2002

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this music video is intended for both sexes as you can see in the music video, that it has a chicks point of view on "their" jordan, and a guys point of view on "their" jordan.

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jesus christ
04-27-2002

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sure, bands would like their listeners to interpret the music as they please, but i was correcting this statement

"considering its written for a girl"
...it wasn't

http://www.geocities.com/overatedezine/somethingcorpinterview122201.html

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Girl in Green
04-27-2002

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i always associate songs with people i met or things i did...
well this song, will always remind me of spring break
and waiting in "the square" in downtown Ft. Meyers beach with my best friend for this really hot guy named Jordan. We didn't know most of the lyrics but we sat around singing that song until he showed up.

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