Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming car
This charming man

Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"

Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said "it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man

Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said "return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things



Lyrics submitted by Idan

Track duration: 02:43

"This Charming Man" as written by Johnny Marr, Steven Patrick Morrissey

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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    My Interpretation:I genuinely think this song could kind of be about whatever you want it to be about, but I always saw it as a kind of story. It reminds me of adolescent angst and pain, and someone desperately wanting to embark on romantic/sexual relationships and therefore mature-"Will nature make a man of me yet?"-but somehow being a little behind and impatient.
    This charming man-I'm not sure who that'd be. Maybe it is a stranger they meet. Maybe it represents someone they admire. But anyway, they point out that if you waste your time worrying about the future, you forget to live in the here and now, and there's no point spending all your time thinking if you neglect to realise the things around you. ("Why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat")
    The lines "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care" could again refer to worrying about things that in the long run don't matter, like clothes, and looks. But this charming man might be suspicious in having all the answers and ultimately, the song might contain the idea that it's dangerous to blindly put all your faith in one person. The line "He knows so much about these things" could over time be more and more doubtful, and ultimately, the song may be saying that each of us has to make up our own minds about what to do with our lives, just as the guy in the song does-we can't keep relying on society or some charming stranger to sort out our futures, relationships, or as possibly hinted in the song, sexuality for us. (as I think there is a hint of homosexuality in the song)
    Overall-maybe it's about someone struggling to enter romantic relationships while dealing with issues with his sexuality. He meets a charming stranger who could represent anything who seems to have all the answers, but begins to doubt him over time. While some of what the guy says makes sense (and it's hinted that he could be attracted to him, as the charming man may be advising him about his struggles with his sexuality), eventually the guy realises he can't base all his faith in one person, and he may have to come to terms with issues such as his sexuality and relationships himself. This is the thing that may lead him to maturity.
    That's just my interpretation.
    Flag boulevard1on April 29, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:"Will nature make a man of me yet, when in this charming car, this charming man" could also be implying to sex.. just saying.
    But this is a lovely song with really cool lyrics, and I loved that interpretation by waxinglyrical!
    Flag Lilyflosson April 09, 2013   Link
  • +1
    My Interpretation:I mean "this charming man" is reference to Morrissey himself. You know, he's so charming, but he's got such pointless problems like he "haven't got a stitch to wear", or "punctured bicycle". And
    "this man said it's gruesome that someone so handsome should care" about these little things. And yeah, it's actually all his life about: He is charming, but he's got such a issues with his shyness, self-confidence and stuff.
    Flag simaCZon December 13, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:What is a pantry boy? Sorry, english is not my native language.
    Flag jukentinson October 28, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Doesn't have to be about homosexuality. I think it's about any predator who fakes charm to entice those less powerful and knowledgeable and wise. He uses his charm (his wisdom, position, and power) to use them. It's a sickening song, but I love the band!
    Flag MaryMaryQuiteContraryon August 31, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:It's about a cocky pick up artist. When he's through singing this one he sings You Know I'm No Good by Arctic Monkeys. It's a riot:)
    Flag justanothergurlon May 22, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:A lot of people are missing the point.

    Yes it is about homosexuality, but it's fully sarcastic/ironic, the clue is in the title.

    Far from charming, this homosexual driver is 'creepy' and increasingly worries the protagonist.
    Flagged maxdamaguson March 14, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:OT OH....someone got dumped and now has a new one! This song was played over 40x by one person over the past week. He's getting lucky...until she dumps him. The story of his chaotic life:D
    Flag Thisaintozkidon December 11, 2011   Link
  • +8
    General Comment:Such a well written song, conjuring such wonderful imagery with a minimum of lyrics.Its quite simply "charming" is what it is!

    I interpret the song literally.
    The protagonist has a punctured tyre on a deserted hillside and contemplates whether adversity will force him to grow up and mature into a man.
    Then a charming man in his nice car offers him a ride. He then decides to stop thinking so deeply and enjoy the free ride in this mans luxury car.
    The charming man then asks the protagonist out that night. He replies that he cant because he hasnt got appropriate clothing.Denoting the charming man is of a higher class than the protagonist and that the occassion might be a bit fancy.
    The charming man then complements the protagonist exclaiming that he neednt worry as he is so handsome that he could get away with wearing anything.

    Now this is where the song gets a little obscure.

    The line "a jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place" comes from the movie Slueth(its on youtube). Where Michael Caines character is being confronted for having an affair with Laurence Oliviers characters wife. Oliviers character says to Caine "Youre nothing but a jumped up pantry boy , who never knew his place!" He is making a stab at Caines character for being working class - a pantry boy being a servant working in the kitchen of an English manor house.

    So for me this could be interpreted as - the protagonist has met someone above his class through his associations with the charming man and intends to propose.The charming man frightens the protagonist "AH!" when he confronts him telling him to get back in his place and not to marry someone above his class.He should return the ring as he wont be able to support her affluent lifestyle. The charming man knows about these things as he has seen it before or is speaking from experience.

    -Thats my take
    Flag waxinglyricalon November 26, 2011   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:Foregoing the gay references, it's about an older (obviously charming) pick up artist with a silver tongue. Morrissey is KING.
    Flag MissCharlotteSometimeson September 16, 2011   Link

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