Lyrics for Brave Sir Robin as interpreted by fallacies

Brave Sir Robin Lyrics
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Brave Sir Robin ran away,

Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

He is packing it in and packing it up

And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

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badnews
01-08-2005

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man this song is hilarious
my fav song i should say from the monty python :D

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Whatsername1251
03-29-2005

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I find myself singing this song every day.

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syko_brat
10-14-2005

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This song is so catchy and i love the movie the holy grail. Its my fav bit of monty pythons but not my favourite song from the entire thing

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badlilfairy
02-08-2006

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Holy Grail is one of the greatest brit coms ever!!!!!

love the killer rabbit bit wher robin thinks hes shit himself 4 nowt (wen he really hasn't!) - "U tit! I've soiled my armour i was so scared!!"
and
"brave sir robin who... ..personally wet himself at the battle of Badon Hill".

Omg hahahahahahahahahahaha
breathe.....
xxx

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Foundation4life
06-11-2006

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"And his nostrils raped". Brilliant

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GreyBlueEyes
09-03-2006

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"...and who had nearly fought the vicious Chicken of Bristol..."

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xNoRaindropsOnRoses
01-21-2007

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the funniest movie I've ever see! Like who else would think of a killer rabbit? It's totally awesome! Personally this is the best song in any of the MP movies. "When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled." Brilliant shit!

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ohne_form
06-24-2007

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i love the gainsaying in the end. :D wonderful.

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xaviervachon
01-04-2009

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Near the end it's "buggering off", not "buggering up". "Up" makes no sense regarding running away.

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