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Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop, ooh babe
Lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below, oh no!
Human hamburger, no
And it's crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the board-
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit, oh, police!
Call your lawyer first
Make the witnesses go home and they'll turn on the TV
And see crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
See the fat kids spill their pop, ooh babe
Lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night
Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
Through the crowded haunted house below, oh no!
Human hamburger, no
And it's crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the board-
See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit, oh, police!
Call your lawyer first
Make the witnesses go home and they'll turn on the TV
And see crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk
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I thought the details of the song were so specific that it had to be based on a true news story, but I've never found confirmation of that theory anywhere. Regardless, it definitely seems to be satirizing how society reacts to a massive tragedy - especially with how the parents are depicted as being primarily concerned with getting a big lawsuit payout ("Oh police! / Call your lawyer first") and the local news showing graphic depictions of their deaths for ratings.