We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah b*tch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherf*ckin' Falco and sh*t.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni



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Track duration: 04:37


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    General Comment:Thats what those big white ball things were in pacman.
    This song is funny as hell.
    Flag pringles21on November 26, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:hes calling people stupid, and telling them they should stop fucking.
    Flag Jezzzteron September 19, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:hes calling people stupid and telling them should stop fucking
    Flag Jezzzteron September 19, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I always thought that the

    'Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day' part said

    'Smell the ass of my jeans, Clean the Doo another day' instead... Correct me if I'm wrong though, that's just what it sounds like to me.
    Flag Epsonalityon June 30, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:whats the chick saying at the start?
    Flag Coldbreath1on March 26, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Just for the people who wanna know more about the notorious (lol) Falco.
    It's not a band, it is one guy. From Austria by the way. Trust me, I know, I'm from Germany ;)

    btw, the promised infos to find on:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
    Flag The_Antipopon January 27, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Its about being bored and stupid things to do. We all do insane stuff when we are bored. Notice how he said he is in his so called life impressenment. This is not just a joke. Its saying he is bored.
    Flag ShortHairedOffenderon November 05, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This song is about the meaninglessness of adulthood in my opinion. There's a lot of references to pop cult and even some alternative stuff (sweatin' to the oldies) that probably occured when they were adolescents. The pac-man dialogue, albeit awkward and funny, seams to be symbolizing adolescents. Pac-man has a high voice and offers them drugs, naturally they're adults and responsible and refuse so he calls them pussies.
    Flag WizardlyFriendon July 29, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Does anyone know who sings/says which line? I can pick it out some of the time, but every now and then I get mixed up.
    Flag crimeofpassionon July 16, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:All i gotta say this song owns. Honestly though with the I dance naked around my pets was hilarious. Also hearing Pacman sayin he was high great
    Flag SilverSainton February 23, 2007   Link

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