Lyrics for At A Medium Pace as interpreted by Ice

At A Medium Pace Lyrics
Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

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Crimson Hatred
01-22-2002

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I wish someone would shave my pubes and punch me in the face .. :(

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toolgirl
04-05-2002

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lol crimson, i will if you wanna ;)

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flutmuttobster
07-16-2002

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aaaahahaha first time i heard this song i was horrified... now i think it's the funniest thing ever! rawwrr

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juliegray
07-23-2002

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lmaaaaaao i love the way he says "at a medium pace"

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InTylerWeTrust
09-22-2002

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Total randomness, I don't really like Adam Sandler, but when he comes out with random stuff like this it's highly amusing, haha. First time I heard this I pissed myself. :crazy:

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toolapc
11-07-2004

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i like the part "honey rub your beaver up and down my face." i would love it if a hot sexy chick did that, any normal guy would in fact.

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MSK941
11-15-2004

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i wasnt even sure it was adam sandler singing it till half way through the song when he starts yelling about the shampoo bottle up hi ass...

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poolhallXjunkie
04-18-2006

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Damn he can carry a note.

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poolhallXjunkie
04-18-2006

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Damn he can carry a note.

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iamthelaw
05-06-2007

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the way he sings 'sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off' i can't listen to it without forming a smile.

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YourEuphoria
07-02-2007

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Most romantic song ever.

I want it played at my wedding. =]

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missalexxsays
10-12-2007

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i totally agree with YourEuphoria

this song is definately playing at my wedding
& for the honeymoon
im totally gonna recreate the scene in this song
ahahahahaha

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ndhwn
07-17-2008

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Most hilariously random line:

"Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guuuuuuuy...and watch me whack off..."

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ndhwn
07-17-2008

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Most hilariously random line:

"Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guuuuuuuy...and watch me whack off..."

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ndhwn
07-17-2008

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Most hilariously random line:

"Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guuuuuuuy...and watch me whack off..."

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Taboo420
03-04-2009

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Ugh, I hate this song. The music and singing is good but the perverted lyrics ruin it.

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