Nice girls, not one with a defect
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct
Red dogs under illegal x
She looks so good that he gets down and begs

[Chorus]
She is watching the detectives
"Ooh, he's so cute"
She is watching the detectives
When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
They beat him up until the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart

Long shot at that jumping sign
Invisible shivers running down my spine
Cut to baby taking off her clothes
Close-up of the sign that says "We never close"
He snatches at you and you match his cigarette
She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake

She is watching the detectives
"Ooh, he's so cute"
She is watching the detectives
Oh when they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
They beat him up until the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart

You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
Now fear is here to stay, love is here for a visit
They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit
Someone's scratching at the window, I wonder who is it?
The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents
Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance
Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay
It only took my little fingers to blow you away

Just like watching the detectives
Don't get cute
Just like watching the detectives
I get so angry when the teardrops start
But he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart

Watching the detectives
It's just like watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
Watching the detectives

Watching the detectives
Watching the detectives
They're watching the detectives
Watching the detectives



Lyrics submitted by mourninghasbroken, edited by ljadwin

Track duration: 03:47

"Watching the Detectives" as written by Elvis Costello

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    Song Meaning:I was an Elvis fan from the start, and always enjoyed this song though I was absolutely puzzled by it's meaning. That all ended when I saw Elvis a few years ago and he explained the song.


    All of the comments speculating on the song's reference to film or TV are spot on, but missing one fun detail.

    Elvis told the story that he was dating an attractive lady. He had made the mistake of putting a TV in the bedroom. Frequently when Elvis made amorous advances he found himself rebuffed by his lady who would say "Not Now honey, I'm 'watching the detectives' ".
    Think of the line:
    She's filing her nails while their dragging the lake
    Who hasn't seen a lady lounging in front of the TV and filing her nails?

    So all of the TV/Movie guesses are correct, but the missing detail is that the song is a tongue in cheek reference to Elvis missing out on some lady time because she was a fan of a TV show.
    Flag TheCritteron December 31, 2012   Link
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    My Interpretation:"Dogs" can mean "feet" and sometimes "shoes." "Red dogs under illegal legs" must mean either (most likely) that she's got splendid legs (so gorgeous they should be illegal) and is wearing red shoes or (less likely) that under those splendid legs her feet are red (bloody?). But most likely it's the former.
    Flag haytanbelloon September 16, 2012   Link
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    My Interpretation:"Red dogs under illegal legs"

    I finally figured it out. My mind went to the underage girl or general vixen like everyone else, but I had an epiphany after listening to this song a solid 200 times.

    It's security dogs, hound dogs to be exact, and they're often considered "red" in dog coat terms. Someone is trespassing and there are security dogs under (illegal) trespassing legs.

    As far who is trespassing (to kill, based on the song), I think it's the female. I think she's getting revenge for what a male did to her, but I'll leave that interpreting to others.
    Flag VictoriaLeeon September 13, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:I remember seeing EP perform this song on SNL and I wasn't that impressed at first. It just seemed like such an odd song, not even among the best of that album. Then a few years later, I saw him on TV performing it at a concert and for the first time, I deciphered what he actually said in the opening line. "Nice girls not one with a defect". I was hooked after that. That line makes me think it's about a guy looking at girls in a magazine, air brushed models, or playboy bunnies perhaps. But if he gets down and begs, perhaps it's a prostitute. In the end, I don't know what this song is about, but it's interesting how many of EC's songs grow on you over the years. Now, there is nothing about this song that I don't like. The drumming in this song alone is worth the price of admission.
    Flag HermanJ06on June 28, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:this is what i think:

    Nice girls not one with a defect,
    cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct
    Red dogs under illegal legs
    She looks so good that he gets down and begs

    that means he's looking through the magazine thinking WOAH they're hott and then stalks one of them.

    Chorus

    the girl he's stalking is a murderer and the detectives find the dead body.

    Long shot of that jumping sign,
    Invisible shivers running down my spine
    Cut the baby taking off her clothes
    Close-up of the sign that says,"We never close"
    You snatch tune, you a match a cigarette,
    She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet
    I don't know how much more of this I can take
    She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake

    he has imagines having sex with the girl

    Chorus

    he realises that she is a killer

    You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
    Now fear is here to stay, Love is here for a visit
    They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit
    Someone's scratching at the window. I wonder who is it?
    The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents
    who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance
    Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay,
    it only took my little fingers to blow you away

    the detectives find out that the real killer was the girl he was stalking, and they look for the girl at his house. it turns out that he killed the girl he was stalking(it only took my little fingers to blow you away).

    Just like watching the detectives
    Don't get cute
    It's just like watching the detectives
    I get so angry when the teardrops start,
    but he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart
    Watching the detectives
    It's just like watching the detectives

    Now they're investigating HER death, and he is angry at her because she killed a close friend/relative of his.
    Flag ninjaclone09on January 15, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:I got the impression that this was kind of a composite of a contemporary film and sexual frustration... there seems to be some allusions to the movie "Taxi Driver" by Scorsese. But the chorus doesn't connect so well... Note this is just a semi-wild theory.

    First, we've got "Nice girls not one with a defect, / cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct"... reminds me of Bickle's obsession with going to adult film houses (perfect porn stars).

    "Red dogs under illegal legs / She looks so good that he gets down and begs" reminds me of Bickle's scene with Iris, where he tries to convince her to quit prostitution (she's underage).

    "You think you're alone until you realize you're in it / Now fear is here to stay, Love is here for a visit": Bickle's isolation, his fears surrounding the seediness of NYC, "Visit" = paying Iris for her time... or, his realization that there is some good in the world (Betsy and Iris)

    "They call it instant justice when it's past the legal limit / Someone's scratching at the window. I wonder who is it?" Bickle's massacre at the end makes him hailed as a hero... "Scratching at the window" reminds me of the perspective of the people on the other side of the door to the brothel, right before he's about to storm in.

    "The detectives come to check if you belong to the parents / who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's disappearance" Iris is a runaway... her parents had filed her as a missing person... Detectives clearly bring her to her parents.

    "Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay, it only took my little fingers to blow you away" Doesn't Bickle lose some fingers or get shot in the arm during his spree? Plus... Little fingers... Trigger... But "blow away" as in send you away from danger. Though I agree with the whole finger-blasting sexual innuendo.

    Flag cmorrson August 09, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:The meaning of this song like all others is open to interpretation obviously. I thought it was about a girl who is so engrossed watching the detectives on tv to the extent that she becomes part of them and they a part of her. That becomes her reality with all the violence and emotions that she is somehow a part of.

    Aside from that it is always great to hear white artists do reggae to such a skillful degree. Heavy bass lines held tight with the drums and the classic reggae guitar strummed on the off beat mixed with Elvis' cool voice and great lyrics.
    Flag dagongon May 02, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:"She pulls your eyes out with a face like a magnet"...Stunning lyric...
    Flag xlr51on April 15, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:I always thought that the song was about a woman watching a detective movie. I assumed that the action (dragging the lake etc.) took place inside the movie. However, now I'm beginning to wonder. The real questions are: who is I, who is she, and who is you? Maybe the woman watching the show is identifying with the different characters.
    Flag hellowrldon March 18, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:I always heard the line "red dogs under illegal legs" as "red dots under a legal X" -- meaning drops of blood on some sort of contract that's been signed with an X. Just me? Probably. Ah well.
    Flag Weirdsmobileon September 30, 2009   Link

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