Lyrics for Cream Of A Chode as interpreted by t

Cream Of A Chode Lyrics
i have a fat chode and a small weener
it smells sometimes but thats ok
i love to fart on my grandpas face
every time he blows me i close my eyes

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

my grandpa has herpes
he smells like a turtle
he lives in nigeria and smells like a turtle
poop on his eye and you will be just like him

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

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BleatsandTinks
06-16-2009

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:D

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CaleiaRox
07-04-2008

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what is it with blink 182 and perverted songs? I mean, it freakin hilarious and all, but its weird they go from Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show and I never thought I'd die alone to I'm a human chode and i really want a blow job from your mom... its like, whats up with that. If i didn't know it was the same band, id tell everyone they were crazy to think that!!

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TheAlienSexFiend
06-07-2008

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Shitty boy band music like Blink? Because that's all Blink is.

And to say Blink are good because they're popular is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The more popular a band is, the less artistic and original they tend to be (this isn't always the case, but it is here).

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jonmytrain
01-29-2008

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alright whoever posted these lyrics did it on june 4 and hasnt logged in since that date, so this shit is 99% fake, and even though im late on the fight fuck you deathtofaggetybitch

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Hellsuxx1
01-17-2008

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ok you people are retarted. Blink 182 is a band. Like the retard up above who wasted 5 minites of his life writing a whole chapter on why he thinks "Blinks gay" is gay. yes i mean you mr DeathofZero. I hope whoever passes you by on the streets kicks your friggin head in, just for being a dumbass. as I was saying Blinks a band, its crap its good, so what. PPL have their tastes in music. and obvioulsy Blink can't be too bad, infact they seem to have made thousands of $ play in sold out stadiums and own pretty damn nice houses and cars and shit. so yes, uhmm they must be popular. Popular bands make normally BIG MONEY. so dont be stupid. Blink must actually be a good band, in the end. Its musical taste, freedom of choice, unlike Mr. DeathofZero there, who seems to think he's punk, probably listen to shitty boy band music, still alright. his choice his right to like that shit.

thanks to you tards i wasted 5 minutes of my life as well.

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emobass
07-17-2007

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yeah this song isnt on flyswatter...in fact..its not on any of their albums...its one of the few blink songs that i cant seem to find a download for or anything.

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martigras
06-23-2007

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i have flyswater on my ipod and there are 8 songs on it none of which are this song so he's a liar

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rockhead182
05-24-2007

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well put loves2spoodge. haha awesome name too. i have always loved blink just because of immature lyrics like these. i dont wanna grow up and blink makes me feel like i can stay young forever. i will forever be blinks #1 fan.

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loves2spoodge
01-26-2007

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To DeathOfZero guy.
You talk about people being close minded.
Well if anything you need to learn to take a joke!!!
Of course any middle schooler could write this!
But thats the beauty of it. Its immature and SO many people can relate to the immaturity. Speaking of which ive been immature and a Blink fan since I was 5 :) I am currently 17.

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jen-182
12-26-2006

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Yeah i know it's like 4 years later and blink have split up BUT!
That DeathofZero dude is a Ass!
If you have nothing better to do then slate down bnads who can actually make it and make music WHERE AS YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T .
Then Fuck off you cock.
Blink 182 Will always be awesome wether or not you think they're "shit"
EAT SHIT DUDE!

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ThomasRules33
07-14-2006

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hey guys do you know where i can download this song? ive searched high and low all through limewire and i cant find this song does anybody and i mean anybody know where i can get this song for free? or listen to it. please email if you know id be really appreciative email me at ThomasMaybank@hotmail.com
thanks.

peace out

Blink 182 FOREVER

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fentoozler-
04-08-2006

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AYAchuCO:

"and i, being a college freshman, could write their next cd"

that was probably the biggest whore asshole comment i ever wasted my time reading


fuck you.
and honestly, i could care less what you think. or anyone else like you for that matter. even if you do like blink 182, thats a pretty stupid thing to say.

your mom's a whore.


fuck, okay. heres my thing:
no matter what people think, besides classics like The Ramones and The Sex Pistols, i think blink 182 is punk.
they're original punk, not stupid lame-ass "pop punk" like sum 41 or whatever.
they're real music, and if it HAD to be categorized, then yeah, it would be considered "punk".

but honestly, they're their own category.
the most original band in the world.
thanks.


"and i, being a college freshman, could write their next cd"

...

whore.

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petetheelite
10-05-2005

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personally i think blink is awesome, i can see how death of zero doesnt like it. there are aspects of blinks music that that type of person wouldnt like. but his depicting them like they are pop, like britney spears, or lindsey Lohan. they are no where near that kind of crap. A)They write there own lyrics. B) They Write There Own chord progressions. and C)It's liked by people with an open mind towards music, well i do admit there are people of just jump on the blink bandwagon, but a majority of us blink fans like there stuff from Dude ranch, and Cheshire Cat, which is punk. So you can bag people that are listening to some of there immature humor, just because its the trend. but please dont bag us blink fans that have an open mind towards music.

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cheddaringo
05-16-2005

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why the FUCK do people who dont like blink look up their lyrics? YOU STUPID DUMBSHIT GODDAM MOTHERFUCKERS

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J0K3R
04-03-2005

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if this song does exist, where can i get it?

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rat_in_a_cage_182
03-27-2005

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oh yea. it isnt a blink-182 song. at least. i have never heard of it. doesnt really sound like something they would write.

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rat_in_a_cage_182
03-27-2005

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You guys need to chill out. DeathofZero is just stating his own opinion. He wants to be heard. Blink-182 is one of my favirote bands. And obviously he doesnt like their potty humour. Let him say what he wants. If You dont agree, dont go off on him. If You do,well, good for you. All Im trying to say is. Let a man speak, listen to the man. Listening might do all us blink fans some good. seriously.

Cody

p.s.
this wasnt on flyswatter you stupid summamabitch.lol. just playin.

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shibi
02-11-2005

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um... to deathofzero (okay, so it's old news) i am a fan of blink 182, and granted, this song is pretty dumb. but why would you keep writing back again and again? do you crave peoples aproval that much? i mean, we are just lowly blink fans right? how insecure are you that you need the people on the internet to agree with you. try spreding the word about something really important and just shut up.

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blaYde
02-07-2005

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This song doesn't exist..

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blinkfreak
01-30-2005

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this is for DeathofZero
so you think something like that took them 10 minutes?
Dammit, the song that broke Blink into mainstream, was written by Mark Hoppus, the Blink 182 bassist.
In 5 minutes.

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Alk3gurl
12-02-2004

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THIS SONG IS FOR YOU CODY!
lol in case you people don't know, which i bet you don't i have a friend cody and hes short and super cool lol everyone calls him Chody! YA

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deaffromsilence
11-19-2004

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Yeah I don't think this is really song. There's no report of it anywhere else. It was just made by somebody to see if people would believe it's a blink song.

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deaffromsilence
11-19-2004

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Yeah I don't think this is really song. There's no report of it anywhere else. It was just made by somebody to see if people would believe it's a blink song.

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juff
10-01-2004

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ummmmm... this isn't even a real song.

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kung fu
07-01-2004

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why are there so many people that are so anti blink, why do they care so much. nothing tops blink in my opinion so why are there all of these little arguments in all of the little comment things about if blink is punk or if blink is pop or if their humor is funny, if u dont like it then dont listen to it i dont need to hear about it those people who hate it so shud just not care so much. have u ever gotten anywhere wiht all of this fighting. who would take time to try to convince a hard core blink fan that they are wrong and that blink is bad ? what that makes no sense if u ask me, then again u didnt ask me meh....fighting is for dumbasses with to much pride. dont waste time and just go back and stop trying so hard to be heard, just sit down and be passive. b/c tru fans really dont give a shit what u think.

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