Lyrics for Cream Of A Chode as interpreted by t

Cream Of A Chode Lyrics
i have a fat chode and a small weener
it smells sometimes but thats ok
i love to fart on my grandpas face
every time he blows me i close my eyes

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

my grandpa has herpes
he smells like a turtle
he lives in nigeria and smells like a turtle
poop on his eye and you will be just like him

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

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t dog
06-04-2002

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this song is damn funny. it was on the early demo flyswatter. its hilarious

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t dog
06-04-2002

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im such a punk man! blink is such a hardcore punk band. i like to listen to them while i ride my scooter with my old school gap skateboarding shirts! its off the hook

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heather7515
06-06-2002

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blink are awesome!! this song is damn funny!

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nuclear carp
06-30-2002

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It's spelled "choad," and to dog is a poser. Dumbass poser...
And Blink 182 rules.

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Hey;)
07-06-2002

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blink sux, incase u 4got

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Somalive
07-12-2002

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blink is awesome but ne1 who TRIES to bring them down just cant suceed b/c they enjoy making fun of ppl and ppl enjoy making fun of them..it all works out*Buh bye

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WafeMeMyFriend
07-21-2002

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My friend shaved his pubic hairs into a mohawk...just figured u all should know

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Mutt
07-23-2002

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FUCK YEAH to nuclear crap, n e one who scooters is a fagoto.

P.S that pubic mohawk shit is sweet

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DeathofZero
07-25-2002

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HOLY SHIT. i can not believe that songs like these even exist.....its like....like tom green found a voice to sing through or something. point aside i don't see whats so funny about this song, some horny/perveted middle schooler could write just about the same. i think the only reason your fawning over it is becasue its your cherished blink 182 and you wouldn't want to insult them. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE GUYS, this band could be done, and is done, ten times better by any indie band, or hell, really any band. the only reason they are commercially succesful is because kids sucker into this, and see blink as the next big thing, so they fugure, well, whatever album they come out with its going to be full of chodes, vaginas, fucking dogs and all that. doesn't that just sound delightful? in conclusion anyone who also replies and says i am "gay" i would just like to say beoferhand you are "judgemental", because if youve never met a person, how the fuck can you know? and im not gonna "shut the fuck up!!!!111" until you people realize that this band is corrupting your idea of what a good band should be. also everyone who hates blink, like me, don't jsut come in here and simply state "blink sux". thats not going to get your point across. thesse people have so much trash in their minds already, its just cluttering it up with statements like that, be intelligent and rant.

Spreading the message,
DeathofZero

ps. i know people have been ranting about how blink isn't punk and stuff. to add a definitive punch line to those statements, id like to quote a review on amazon.com from "take off your pants and jacket". ahem... "If Blink 182 is punk rock then Weezer is death metal."






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TooHOtfOrYouToHANDle
07-25-2002

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Hmmmmm very interesting indeed... Now, do you really think that taking 5 minutes of your life up to type that out made a difference? Now I'm not going to say you're gay (I'm going to imply it, but not say it), but do you think posting thats going to make blink stop and think, "Oh we should just give up, some dumb fuck on this site doesn't like one song on an old demo of ours when we were fucking teenagers" and they'll just go away over night? They've worked hard for what they've accomplished and they aren't going to let little piss ants like you get in their way. Oh, and about the 5 minutes of your life typing it thing, it also took me 5 minutes to read it so I'd like 5 minutes of my life back thank you very much.

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DeathofZero
07-25-2002

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I think the five minutes of my life spent typing that was well spent. All I want is people to LISTEN. I don't care what difference it makes, its just people need to be more open and get their head out of Blink 182's ass to see that they didn't spend their life on this, they probably spent 10 minutes writing this song and others like it. Blink has songs that can be considered good, but trash like this just brings it down. Im not hoping to bring them down I don't even care, I'm just trying to get people to have more of an open mind.

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DeathofZero
07-25-2002

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By the way although they wrote this song a while back they still are writing trash like this (see fuck a dog, grandpas an ass, etc.)

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xactscience
08-04-2002

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hey ummm DEATHOFZERO,, alright man hardcore bro.. but you are gay... blink does mess around and make funny songs lie this one and its great to be like that... but have u even heard any of they're other songs.. i mean they mess around but all they're serious stuff has great messgaes (not sayin the funny stuff isn't great) i still think that adam's song has the best lyrics ever, how can that not be a great song... that right there is hwat keeps blink going strong... blink kicks ass

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DeathofZero
08-05-2002

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im gay for stating my own opinion? be that as it may, i must wonder how you can guess someones sexual preferences from a bunch of sentences. no matter. if you like blink 182, great. if you find any of their "funny
songs funny, ok, thats fine, i just find it immature, childish, and not to put so quite fine a point on it, not funny. i can get the same humor from some horny pre-pubescent kid. im just coming here to have people listen to me, to have open minds. judging from what you said in the above, i haven't been able to open your mind, or enlighten you from the other point of view. simply put, if it didn't make you think at all, well, i wasn't talking to you, mr. closed-mind. im talking to the people willing to get their heads out of blink 182s ass for a second to realize that maybe blink 182 is not what you think they're cracked up to be.

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Die4theMusic
08-05-2002

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oo my head has been lodged up blink 182's asses since i was 11 and i like it there it is quite a comforting zone..such nice asses they have ahh i could think about them all day but i wont since you insist on opening peoples minds woo hoo you have opened my mind yes blink 182 are a bunch of horny perferted guys who act like a bunch of teenagers and whatnot but if i didnt like that about them i would stop listening to them on my own....i dont think they are gonna be the next big thing i never have i just liked their music because it was rad and it wasnt based on how the government sucks or whatever...when they wrote this song they were still teenagers so honey give them a break they cant just change the lyrics now even if they did want to....they dont want to grow up and they dont have to i personally like them this way...as for you being gay well there wasnt anything you said before that made me question your sexuality but there are other meanings for this word gay and you knew what they meant anyway..thats all i have to say at the moment because this is interrupting my listening of fuck a dog and grandpas an asshole....i tried to fuck your mom in the ass, i tried to fuck your dad in the ass, could only find the dog, and his ass hehe it might be a bit hard for me to fuck a dog in the ass but you know oh well haha ...rock

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HybridTheory04
08-11-2002

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DeathOfZero:
You have one of the best points ive read on this goddam site. All of you people need to take a look around...... now dont get me wrong i am a blink fan in fact i own 2 of their cds and yes i do enjoy sittin back and jamming to them but they are not all you think their cracked up to be...... i believe songs like this could very well have been written by some perverted 8 year old and no they are not funny they are in fact dissappointing...... as i already stated i do play guitar and i do know about 20 blink songs so no i am not bringin blink down or demeaning them but just telling you to be more "open-minded" and call me all the names you want all that tells me is you are a respectless asspicker

thx 4 your time
HybridTheory04


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wannafee
08-16-2002

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hey dont take tha piss outta t dog just coz he likes ridin scooters, it perfectly fine, like getting naked in front of ur mom

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LoserDude45
08-26-2002

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i never heard this song before, and i hope that tom records this song again because its really funny. And zero you`re the one thats gay? dont hate blink because they write funny songs. just give them a change. okay good day people.

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Ryo Zakeia
10-06-2002

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FUCK blink 182 they suck ass. this isnt any punk music this like nsync trying to sing punk music. do the world a favor "punkers" and don't buy this shit or green day shit for that matter

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AYAchuCO
10-15-2002

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death of zero dude is right. all u little wannabe-punk abercrombie wearin preppies need to get ur head outa blinks ass. if u think he is gay, u must have gay confused with not being a moron. yes, any middleschooler coulda wrote this song. and i, being a college freshman, could write their next cd, and it would be multiplatinum, jsut as long as mark, tom, and travis are on the cover and its backed by a big record company and is seen all over mtv. blink isnt punk anymore. they were, and their old music isnt that bad when they wrote meaningful lyrics. i am proud to say that i have downloaded all their songs off of the interent for free, doing my best to screw the record companies that charge too much for cds. the truth its, presently, blink is simply pop, keeping in mind that pop means "pop"ular music. they will do anything to sell records, keeping in mind that the definition of "selling out" is doing anything to sell records. my only fear is that thursday and alkaline trio will go the same way that blink did, and be ruined by "pop" culture. blink isnt popular cuz of their music, they are popular cuz of the fact that
punk" is the latest trend. it sucked to see all these preppies at warped tour this year, but it was sweet to see new found glory get booed off the stage by the nofx croud

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chesirecat
03-09-2003

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what the fuck is this? everyone attacks blink saying there not punk and they suck. when there are so many other shittty bands out there getting lots of credit for being good. blinks just a bunch of fun loving naked boys. nothin wrong with that at all. i think all u linkin park fans should go hide in a dark wet corner and never come out. so just leave blink alone cuz u dont even no what good is or what punk is.

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staleph1sh
03-12-2003

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in response to death of zero's post:
first of all, i'm not a blink fan, and second of all i'm not a punk. but what is really bothering me about people like you making posts about blink is, you're the one that "doesn't get it". i mean, it seems like you have more of a problem with the preppie blink fans than blink 182 themselves, and if that's the case, then just leave the subject alone. and also, i agree with you. a horny perverted middle schooler could write this song. that's what makes it funny. it's just ridiculously immature. it's kinda refreshing when all these bands like linkin park and papa roach try to get the whole "depression is deep" shit across, and blink 182 is singing about having sex with dogs. i mean, they're 30 something but they act like they're 12. there's a lot of people like that, and these guys just happen to be publicized. that's why the people that really like are into them. not because they're cool, or punk, but because they can relate. even in their newer material, like what's my age again, it's like anyone who's been told to "act their age" can relate to that. i guess i just think you people should stop taking them so seriously... i mean, they don't even take it seriously, and that's the beauty of it.

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rap sux balls
03-20-2003

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i hate deathofzero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur name should be death of myself cuz u r GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!! just because u think blink sux (and they dont) duznt mean u have to be a little pissant about it so shut the hell up!!!!!

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canadianspy7
03-20-2003

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yeah...it's just not funny anymore...

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nirvana8989
04-18-2003

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Death of Zero, if you hate blink why the hell are you even on here? Go look up a band you like and stop wasting your time here. Let people who like blink talk about them.

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