i have a fat chode and a small weener
it smells sometimes but thats ok
i love to fart on my grandpas face
every time he blows me i close my eyes

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode

my grandpa has herpes
he smells like a turtle
he lives in nigeria and smells like a turtle
poop on his eye and you will be just like him

hey what about me
im the HUMAN CHODE
NOBODY Cares about me because
i have a chode



Lyrics submitted by t, edited by Mellow_Harsher


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    General Comment:I never herd this song where can I hear it :( only blink song I never herd
    Flag fartmandaakon September 19, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:WHERE CAN I HEAR THIS SONG!
    Flag luke7989847on March 02, 2010   Link
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    General Comment::D
    Flag BleatsandTinkson June 16, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:what is it with blink 182 and perverted songs? I mean, it freakin hilarious and all, but its weird they go from Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show and I never thought I'd die alone to I'm a human chode and i really want a blow job from your mom... its like, whats up with that. If i didn't know it was the same band, id tell everyone they were crazy to think that!!
    Flag CaleiaRoxon July 04, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Shitty boy band music like Blink? Because that's all Blink is.

    And to say Blink are good because they're popular is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The more popular a band is, the less artistic and original they tend to be (this isn't always the case, but it is here).
    Flag TheAlienSexFiendon June 07, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:alright whoever posted these lyrics did it on june 4 and hasnt logged in since that date, so this shit is 99% fake, and even though im late on the fight fuck you deathtofaggetybitch
    Flag jonmytrainon January 29, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:ok you people are retarted. Blink 182 is a band. Like the retard up above who wasted 5 minites of his life writing a whole chapter on why he thinks "Blinks gay" is gay. yes i mean you mr DeathofZero. I hope whoever passes you by on the streets kicks your friggin head in, just for being a dumbass. as I was saying Blinks a band, its crap its good, so what. PPL have their tastes in music. and obvioulsy Blink can't be too bad, infact they seem to have made thousands of $ play in sold out stadiums and own pretty damn nice houses and cars and shit. so yes, uhmm they must be popular. Popular bands make normally BIG MONEY. so dont be stupid. Blink must actually be a good band, in the end. Its musical taste, freedom of choice, unlike Mr. DeathofZero there, who seems to think he's punk, probably listen to shitty boy band music, still alright. his choice his right to like that shit.

    thanks to you tards i wasted 5 minutes of my life as well.
    Flag Hellsuxx1on January 17, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:yeah this song isnt on flyswatter...in fact..its not on any of their albums...its one of the few blink songs that i cant seem to find a download for or anything.
    Flag emobasson July 17, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:i have flyswater on my ipod and there are 8 songs on it none of which are this song so he's a liar
    Flag martigrason June 23, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:well put loves2spoodge. haha awesome name too. i have always loved blink just because of immature lyrics like these. i dont wanna grow up and blink makes me feel like i can stay young forever. i will forever be blinks #1 fan.
    Flag rockhead182on May 24, 2007   Link

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