I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Dance Jimmy
I'm doin' the best I can there, Deaner
That's it
You know I can't really dance like I used to, I mean I try,
But I'm an old, old man now

I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer

Ooh yeah, help me now

I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind



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Track duration: 02:12

"Waving My Dick in the Wind" as written by Michael Melchiondo

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    General Comment:I'm feeling like Jimmy Wilson is slang, or his nickname, for his dick. And him dancing is related to his dick flappin' in the breeze, as, I suppose, gust-induced cock wriggling could be interpreted as dancing.
    Flag CreativeForeston July 09, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:I strongly believe this guy is trying to get laid and hes listening to his dick not his brain, hes doing stupid stuff to get a girl.
    Flag Alec2234on May 12, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:I always interpreted this as a lovesick man singing. The guy has been far away from his girlfriend for a while ("It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you and a million miles of highway in between") and he can't stop thinking about her, so he starts masturbating ("Waving [his] dick in the wind.") He decides to try to drive back to see her ("If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight"), but along the way the cops start chasing him for some reason (Speeding, drug use, public masturbation, whatever).

    I always thought of Jimmy Wilson as a nickname for his dick. When Jimmy "dances" it means he's hard. Wishing she was there to see him dance means he wished she could have been there while he was horny so he could..."express his love" for her if you will.
    Flag hey manon December 28, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:I think it means taking a shot in the dark, like "if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
    but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind" using Waving My Dick In The Wind as an expression, as for the rest of the song, well i think you can figure it out. :)
    Flag electricpidon September 07, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:i agree with thez233.
    and i think its pointless to argue about some stupid username. k.
    Flag Imagine.Thaton January 27, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:waving my dick in the wind is a metaphor. i think its about a guy whos been away for a long time, possible getting sober. but now hes drunk, on his way home to be with the one he loves, with a cop behind him. waving his dick in the wind means hes not doing anything to help his situation.
    Flag thez233on December 18, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:I think the song has more to do with him getting drunk and exposing himself in public. He probably has a job that requires him to travel.

    The Jimmy Wilson stuff I also don't understand either. Just reminiscing maybe?
    Flag HowardTCoon June 30, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Personally how I feel about the song is that it's a cycle of a relationship.

    "I'm waving my dick in the wind"
    He's happy about being in this relationship or whatnot.
    "I'm lost in the sauce once again"
    He's started drinking
    "Its been ninety-seven days "
    He's running away
    "That pig's a real bastard"
    He's been pulled back into it
    "Shoulda seen old Jimmy wilson dance"
    He's nostalgic about his days alone and lost opportunities
    "I've got a real good feeling about old Jimmy Wilson"
    He decides to leave for good and take up his old passion of being Jimmy's manager, but Jimmy's old now too.
    "I'm waving my dick in the wind"
    While on the road he finds a new chick.
    Flag wassonon December 29, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:I think this song is about penises.
    Flag TheNightWatchon February 16, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:Of course it has a meaning. It's about a guy who's got really, really drunk (lost in the sauce once again), and is driving drunkenly down the road with a cop car coming up behind him, and it sounds as though he's waving his dick out the car window. At the cop, more than likely.

    No idea why the hell Jimmy Wilson comes into it, though.
    Flag mizchiffon December 05, 2005   Link

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