I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't bragging if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't bragging if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say "too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon"

And it ain't bragging if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't bragging if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignorin' you
How can you know, how can you know
Which is which, who's doin' what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
"Which one are ya, baby?
Do you like me or are you ignorin' me?
Do you like me or are you ignorin' me?
Do you like me or are you ignorin' me?"
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
E-e-even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the Golden Arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods


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    General Comment

    It's about machismo and .. haha.. um, having the gumption to perform at peak.. haha..

    an, fuck it. It's a funny song, and a great listen.

    Montroseon January 26, 2005   Link
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    General Comment

    I'm sure this is a gross overanalysis of what was probably meant to be a simple song, but perhaps the point of the song is to emphasize the thirst for glory in our world today; the thirst for more, bigger, better.

    thecoldparton August 06, 2008   Link

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