Eminem – The Kiss (Skit)

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[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave:]
Yo man

[Eminem:]
What

[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem:]
Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Dave:]
Aight let me park

[Eminem:]
Just park

[Dave:]
Im parkin!

[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dogg

[Dave:]
Aight

[Eminem:]
Aight we wait

[Dave:]
We wait for what

[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Dave:]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem:]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Dave:]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem:]
Its not even loaded bitch, look

[Dave:]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem:]
Yea but its funny as fuck

[Dave:]
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Dave:]
where?

[Eminem:]
Right there mothafucka

[Dave:]
Oohh yeah

[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down

[Dave:]
Fuck, what u doing to her?

[Eminem:]
Get Down!

[Dave:]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave:]
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem:]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave:]
I dont think so

[Eminem:]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Dave:]
No she didnt

[Eminem:]
Shes kissin him

[Dave:]
No shes not

[Eminem:] Gets out car

[Dave:]
Ohh shit

[Eminem:]
Come on

[Screaming & Running]

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Lyrics submitted by Brizzi_R

Track duration: 01:16


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    General Comment:i think that this is a really funny/serious/cool skit. because he tells us what happened in his point of veiw that night, and his one thing where hes like why you pointin that shit at me bitch?a dnt ehn hes like its not even loaded bitch look and then hes like god i hate when you do thta shit man and then em goes ya but its funny as fuck. i just think its hilarious.
    Flag windstar91on May 21, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:also in cleaning out my closet this skit is referred to in the lines " the smartest shit i did was take the bullets outta that gun cuz ida killed 'em, shit i woulda shot kim & him both. its my life...i'd like to welcome ya'll to the eminem show"
    Flag alphasold13ron June 22, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:the song in the background is a unreleased freestyle you can find it on "eminem - the freestyle manual"
    Flag acidlyricson February 27, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Ah this explains a little, like in Sing For The Moment, the line
    "You full of shit too Guerrera/That was a fist that hit you"
    I was also wondering about the song in the background, unfortunately not on Encore. Oh yeah, and it is Gary and not Dave (jus check the credits for the skit in the book). Anyway, was just looking for the song in the background, and this just convinced me to dig out the album and listen to it, thanks :)
    Flag AshJon May 02, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:Its called 'Everybodys lookin at me'. Its yet to be released, I was hoping it would be released on 'Encore'.
    Flag MaJon November 24, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:yeah it does sound like Gary, and i agree wif boxcarchaser, wats the song in the background? i heard somthin bout marlyn manson...hm o well
    Flag MetaLLiCA-FRkon June 14, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:Isn't the guy's name Gary? Why did they say his name was Dave. It sounds like Eminemt calls him Gary on the CD. Someone please enlighten me. Oh yeah, this is funny shit.
    Flag zacsteron March 20, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Decockster is right. This is what eminem saw that night he followed her to the bar or club or whatever. He saw her kissing the bouncer Guerrera i think. And lost it. According to Guerrera eminem pistol whiped him.
    Flag D-devilon August 01, 2002   Link
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    General Comment:I like this skit because he's replaying the story of what happened that fateful night. He's not hinding it and it explains the meaning of some of his other lyrics.
    Flag The_Decocksteron July 21, 2002   Link
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    General Comment:........how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?.....
    Flag dyingtoliveon June 29, 2002   Link

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