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Points| 50 Cent – Ayo Technology Lyrics | 5 years ago |
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50 Cent Ayo Technology Lyrics Something special, Unforgetable, 50 Cent (cent), Justin (tin), Timbaland (land), god damn (damn) This is informing the listener of the invaluable treat they are in for. Once heard, the song is burned into your memory receptors. Then we are semi-informed of the performers, the first being 50 cent and the 2nd, who is unfortunately Justin Timberlake. (Damn) This opening verse seems to be a little contradictory but still gets the two points across. (awesome song but for fucks sake where is that echo coming from) I will now decipher the code/song in chunks to aid readability. She she, she want it, I want to give it to her She know that, it's right here for her I want to, see her break it down I'm ballin', throw'n money around Despite a chronic stuttering problem, a woman clearly wants what the singers offer, which is apparently to play basketball amongst a shower of money. Not only does she want this, she is aware of its availiability in her current surroundings. Verse 1 (50 Cent & Justin Timberlake): She work it girl, she work the pole She break it down, she take it low She fine as hell, she about the dough She doing her thing out on the floor Despite the kind offers from our singers to engage her in sports where money falls from the sky, the woman in question has had to get a job at a pole factory to support her life threatening addiction to bread and all things "dough" related. Her money money, she makin' makin' Look at the way she shakin' shakin' Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it Although this job at the pole factory has amply provided the funds required to sustain a bread addiction of this magnitude, the singers point out that peer pressure is a bitch and to not let this woman drag you into her bread/dough touching/tasting world, lest you go crazy and have to face it. Now don't stop, get it, get it The way she shakin' make you want to hit it Think she double jointed from the way she splitted Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it Despite their warnings, the singers are now insisting that you in fact do not stop on your way to either steal or borrow this womans bread. This is due mainly to the womans inability to wear warm enough clothing to prevent shivering or shaking and with suspect joints added into the equation the stealing of the bread is sounding easier and easier. Just be careful when taking the bread as apparently some kinds of double-joints can "fuck your head up" She's so much more than you're used to She know's just how to move to seduce you She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop The singers are saying they understand the way you feel here. You've never been with a Woman who works at a pole factory to satisfy a bread addiction and pay for expensive joint surgeries before and you're apprehensive to say the least at the prospect of her touching "the right spot" I mean, if this woman has this many problems is is understandable that she may touch "the wrong spot" One things for certain, be wary when she is on your lap. She always ready, when you want it she want it Like a nympho, the info, I show you where to meet her On the late night, till daylight the club jumpin' If you want a good time, she gone give you what you want Apparently this woman is also a nympho, either that or the singers wanted to connect the words info and sex but realised their options were limited. Irrespective of their options, this scenario see's a lot of late night to early morn senseless jumping until its established that you want to have a good time, and that this girls possibly psychic nature allows her to predetermine what this good time entails. Chorus (Justin Timberlake): Let me talk to ya Here Justin is asking permission to verbalise his hip thrusting. Baby it's a new age, you're like my new craze Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby Why don't you come over here, you got me saying Here Justin is pointing at all things "new" and implying this woman facilitates the neccesary requirements model for them to begin a new "phase". In a somewhat confusing second statement, Justin goes onto say the lights are shitty and that this Woman should go near him. I'm just concerned that if he's thinking all that other stuff and the womans not even near him, are we sure he is not just hiding in a dark corner hip thrusting the night away as usual..? Aayoo I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me? Possibly the most poignant of messages surreptitiously scattered through the invariable masterpiece that is Ayo technology, Justin goes on to state that instead of using the latest iPhone or cool gadgetry, he'd much rather just be sat on. This is deep beyond deep and almost goes as far as to say "The best things in life are free" (why dont you sit on top of me) Aayoo I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Its at this point we address the big issue of what exactly "Ayo" means. Judging by the way the two preformers spend the whole film clip looking through night vision goggles, and driving expensive technology-laden cars , I think Ayo is a decoy term which distracts people from actually thinking about what it is they are seeing. Without the "Ayo" I'm pretty sure people would have recognised this song for the utter shit it is. Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her By now the Woman actually wants "it" and has either briefly gotten over her bread addiction or due to the bad lighting, probably thinks Justin is a huge loaf of NIne grains with pumpkin seeds and that 50 cent is somekind of burnt baguette. (Timbaland) Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Justin has clearly lost it here and is amidst the throws of a hip and thigh induced phycosis. We pray to the mighty thigh-god to release him. Verse 2 (50 Cent & Justin Timberlake): Got a thing for that thing she got The way she make it tick, the way she make it pop Make it rain for us so she don't stop I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch Cleverly using the word "thing" here leaves the listener intrigued, thinking "What thing..??" but listen carefully and the real meaning can be found. It sounds to me like the singers have a battery (thing) for the womans clock (thing) which ticks and pops and this clock apparently needs the woman to keep it working. Add this to the fact that women generally love rain and suffice to say that if the womans in the rain, the ticking wont stop and the singers get to sit and watch. In her fantasy, there's plain to see Just how it be, on me, backstrokin', sweat soaking All into my set sheets When she ready to ride, I'm ready to roll The singers inform you of the womans fantasy here; to allow the singers adequate time to perfect their backstroke in the community Pool, before a leisurely afternoon of her riding bikes and them skateboarding. I'll be in this bitch till the club close What should I do, one thing on all fours Now that that shit should be against the law From side to side, let the ride, break it down (down down) Its hard to rescue any real message from this section other than that Clubs are Bitches, a clock or battery is on "all fours" a disbelief the authoruties have no qualms with this, and that down isnt down unless parenthesised and repeated (repeated repeated) You know I like, when you hike and you throw it all around Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move Girl you got me thinking about, all the things I do to you Let's get it poppin' shorty we can switch positions From the couch to the counters in my kitchen Here its let known that the singers enjoy watching the woman go hiking and even throw things around. Her throwing style is different to other suitors and damn they like it. This woman (who I've just realised could be 13 as they continually call her girl, this make sense of the hiking) has now got the singers thinking, (must be why the song ends soon after this) I just pray they havent tried to think to hard as from this point on Justin seems to think the Woman in the poorly lit club and him have already had "relations" and are even thinking about renovating the kitchen in his flat. Chorus (Justin Timberlake): Let me talk to ya Baby it's a new age, you're like my new craze Let's get together maybe we can start a new phase The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don't do you justice baby Why don't you come over here, you got me saying Aayoo I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me? Aayoo I'm tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her Ooh, she wants it, uh uh, she wants it Ooh, she wants it (soo), I got to give it to her (Timbaland) Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized, let me tell you So there it is, for all you mere mortals out there who often watch this film clip and think "I wish I could murder people through a tv screen" just rest asssure that you're not the only one and I am fighting for a world where we dont constantly have to decode things in order to understand them. TOMVALE13 - www.myspace.com/tomvale13 |
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