Yeah

Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the room
(In the whole wide room)

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street, yeah
Depending on the street, ooh

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doing
At my mate's place?"
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one Dave
(You're a legend Dave)

I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low here we go

You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful
Well, you could be a part time model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
(Both of my dance moves)

It's twelve-oh-two
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance-floor
I draw you near
Let's get out of here

Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
Now I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab, ooh

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, no

Because you're so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a high class prostitute

You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part time model
Spending part of your time modelling
And part of your time next to me
And the rest of your time doing your normal job, ooh
My place is usually tidier than this


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Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room) Lyrics as written by Jemaine Clement Bret Mckenzie

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  • +2
    General Comment

    lol yeah its "mate's place", and us kiwis call them kebabs, not kabobs.

    delindelon October 11, 2007   Link
  • +2
    My Opinion

    I love this song so much...one of my favorite FOTC songs. As questionable as the lyrics may be, I think I would actually be kind of flattered if my boyfriend sang this to me, just because it's so silly.

    PsychoticNekoon August 04, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this is by far my favorite FOTC song.

    though they're a parody sort of band, this is better songwriting (lyrics, melody, harmony) than most of the "real" bands out there. in my opinion, that is.

    willywillywillyon July 13, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    GREAT song! But, it's "Mate's place" not man's place. They're Kiwis.

    shcadeon July 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    its not "lets travel through" its " its 12:02

    Fotc999on September 06, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Seriously some quality stuff. The show's wicked funny, and "Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute"? That's amazing!

    awkward/innocenton September 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I love how the lyrics are soooo lame and awesomly funny! :D

    S0LIPSISTon March 29, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    this song is beautiful like a tree or a high class prostitute XD

    this is one of FOTC funniest songs. ever.

    inkstainedfingerson April 28, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    yea mate thats some of the most awsomely wrong lyrics in soo many places. Have you actually seen the show? he asked knowingly.

    "Lets travel through, just me and you. As other dudes around you on the dance floor" is very wrong, "its 12.02 just me and you, and seven other dudes around you on the dancefloor"

    kabob. is the incorect engligh translation of the word kebab, so u can either change it or not, dunt matta either way really... i just think it looks retarded spelt kabob. but please correct the 12.02 part and 7 other dudes standing round you

    mcrhinoon June 18, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    "gees!! thank you!! a high class prostitute... that's so sweet!! of course i'll date you!!"

    tefon July 06, 2008   Link

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