My life is brilliant

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy

You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true
You're Pitiful
It's true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you


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You're Pitiful Lyrics as written by James Blount Sacha Skarbek

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Royalty Network, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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    parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt

    thedarkmanon June 08, 2006   Link
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    lmao. YES! this is the perfect song to do a parody of. They play it like every 5 minutes on the radio, i actually hate the song now because itz overplayed. Anywayz....Al did another great song. i luv the part "fartypants"

    iluvFMon June 10, 2006   Link
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    It's so cool! I laughed so much! Very well done.

    Philemon_Crowleyon June 13, 2006   Link
  • 0
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    Awesome. New album on it's way.. sort of, eventually. Awesome parody.

    JackRon June 14, 2006   Link
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    i can't listen to this song anymore, not because it's bad or even over played like the orignal, but because it actually hurts my sides from laughing too much, no joke.

    Everlongon June 14, 2006   Link
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    HAHAHAHA! =D I loveth Al, perfect parody!!!!

    Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself.... lol OUCH!

    lil rocker99on June 16, 2006   Link
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    Havn't herd it but one look at the lyrics had me laughing!

    judodaveon June 16, 2006   Link
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    My life is brilliant

    What, was I too early? Sorry, you want to start over?

    =DGenius

    lil rocker99on June 17, 2006   Link
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    General Comment

    HAHAHA. James Blunt was asking for a paraody when he made that song.

    elegent_messon June 19, 2006   Link
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    Never had a date that you couldn't inflate

    best line ever hahahahaha

    scottecooperon June 20, 2006   Link

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