(Let me tell you a story about a very special gift I received from a, from a man that I didn’t know very well. But he brightened up the night and made it one of the great shining moments of our long tour)

(Goes like this:)

Backstage in Detroit
And the room is full of smoke and apprehension
We'd been playing shows
As the warm-up and the band for Beck Hanson
In walks Jack, says, "How'd ya do?" (Howdy!)
Then he handed me this wonderful statue

And I said, "Thank you, Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me"
It shined so bright
That I couldn't help believing it would save me
When I finally got it home
My whole neighborhood was aglow
And I said, "Thank you, Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me"

(Here comes the pick)
(Oh, yeah)

Jack and Meg are funny
They got a modern backwards liberal family code
Brother and sister
Playing rock 'n' roll and doing it on the road
I bet that van begin to stink
But then I wonder, oh, what Christ would think

I said, "Thank you, Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me"
It shined so bright
That I couldn't help believing it would save me
And when I finally got it home
My whole neighborhood was aglow
And I said, "Thank you, Jack White
For the fiber-optic Jesus that you gave me"

(Nice one)


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    This song is great for the simple fact that is about jack white

    Zerovermarson April 08, 2006   Link
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    YOU suck

    thomsmellson April 10, 2006   Link
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    you too and so what?

    Zerovermarson April 10, 2006   Link
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    the last comment was not to you thomsmells it was for the unbrained guy who doesn't know what a real musician is

    Zerovermarson April 10, 2006   Link
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    No YOU suck

    thomsmellson April 10, 2006   Link
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    at least I know about music

    Zerovermarson April 10, 2006   Link
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    ^ Yeah. I don't much know exactly what they're trying to say with it, but it's about Jack.

    who_killed_heidi?on June 04, 2006   Link
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    I think this song is about how Wayne is extremely grateful to Jack White for some present.

    DanceDanceDanceDancon July 07, 2007   Link
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    ...possibly a fiber-optic jesus X )

    nouveau bohemeon December 29, 2007   Link
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    Knowing Jack White, I'm guessing that he might of actually givin him a FIBER-OPTIC JESUS!!! Either that or they were both REALLY high.

    ilovejackandmegon August 17, 2008   Link

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