Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung out by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:
Right.

Brad:
We'll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
>From Transexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom.


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    I love this song. It's so fun to listen to.

    I think it's about an alien from Transexual, Transylvania.

    Bai! Sox

    SexierThanSoxon September 05, 2002   Link
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    Not only is it catchy, nicely written and played, rather like the rest of the movie, but TIM FUCKING CURRY. And it's a drug. Addictive and an instant pick me up.

    As for johnsonator (lol) i imagine it would feel slightly awkward, being a guy, haha.

    Get this, my friends had the nerve to ask me whether i liked Rocky or Brad better. Im a frank whore too, someone may have noticed. hi 5 to all the Frank/Tim fans lol

    BrandedAgainon July 21, 2007   Link
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    LmFaO oMg i LOVE this song! The whole movie is great, I know the dialogue and all the songs by hearts. Probably my favorite movie ever, or at least along with Dirty Dancing, lol!GREAT movie I love it so much like oyu have no idea...and thissong is so much fun to sing along with...it's so great!

    babieemellyon April 08, 2004   Link
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    Tim Curry = sex. It's that simple. Fcking excellent movie...

    niennaon April 13, 2005   Link
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    tim curry is soooooooooooo effing sexy in this movie...it's just amazing

    me and my best friend always play this song in her truck when we're feelin down...lol

    so awesome!

    Jess

    o0oStupidGirlo0oon July 27, 2005   Link
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    I love this song! lol its so funny and .... weird lol! and its about transvestites so it rocks

    crazypinkdiamondon August 29, 2005   Link
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    I'm glad someone else agrees with me about Tim Curry being sexy in this movie! I think he's hot as hell in this film.

    The whole film's sexy. It's raw erotica in a really creepy way. HOT!

    stormgirlon September 12, 2005   Link
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    I have, under the influence of Frank decided to convert all the RHPS virgins in2 bona fide FRANK groupies. this is one of the best songs in the entire film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIT IT!!!!!!! HIT IT!!!!!!! Just a sweet transvestite.... xxx

    badlilfairyon February 10, 2006   Link
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    i love singing and giving my bf a lap dance to this song

    masqueXofXredXdeathon May 27, 2006   Link
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    I saw this in a theatre in London.

    Talk about fantastic.

    This song makes me happy to be alive. And I'm not a transexual, nor sweet nor from transelvaynia.

    ihaveapenon July 30, 2006   Link

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