SPIDER ATTACK by kmk_natasha at 2008-11-18 18:06:44
OH GOD! THEY'RE ATTACKING! I've killed 3 in the last 24 hours. WTF?
Fuck, it's May by kmk_natasha at 2008-05-18 16:20:48
First kill of the year. Kinda makes me feel like spring cleaning. Vacuum the ol' apartment and spray it with bug killer.
No More Fucking Around by kmk_natasha at 2007-05-13 13:24:20
after a second bee attack and ANOTHER spider attack, i feel i need to pull out the big guns. i bought spider and bee killer. sprayed the house but can't quite reach that bastard spider yet. soon though, soon
Fuck Bees by kmk_natasha at 2007-05-11 13:58:30
Jesus Christ! New Nemesis: Bees. Fuck Bees. i can't take my time with bees. those motherfuckers need to be dealt with immediately. i just took one out so the rest better recognize!
Victory! by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-15 12:57:47
that bitch went down! fatal mistake bitch ass spiders, above the couch enables me to stand on the couch a reach you with my trusty broom. bitches.
Death To All Spiders! by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-15 12:25:29
damn these vaulted ceilings! he's positioned himself above my couch. this spider must go down.
Damn! by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-14 10:32:53
alas, he was clearly a soldier simply on recon work. a comrad has arrived. this new foot soldier has stationed himself in a more strategic location. i must plot my next move before they attack!
Victory! by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-13 10:08:27
oh my worthy foe, you are no match for me when armed with a mop.
My Spider, My Nemesis by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-12 10:57:25
he has moved across the room which is better, but he has moved to the peak of my vaulted ceiling, out of reach even with a broom.
Fuck by kmk_natasha at 2007-04-11 13:04:12
motherfucker is back.
Never did find that spider by kmk_natasha at 2007-03-24 05:35:52
He briefly emerged on my ceiling the other night, but since then there has been no sign.
I have a headache by kmk_natasha at 2007-03-18 05:34:12
I hate headaches. And the spider that is somewhere in my living room. Fuck spiders.
